Who Am I?

[SenzZen]

Setting up the play?...

 

[DearDiary]

I came to earth 2000 years ago from the planet Giraffes

 

[ZzZz]

I've played 2 games and did pretty good,

Who am I?

 

[Addison Rae]

Setting up the play?...

To be fair that was a reporter and not Iginla.

 

[Oddbob]

I hate scoring into the empty net, and will purposely give the puck away to stop my own teammates from getting easy assists?

 

[Frankie Blueberries]

I think that fun should be always.

@Machinehead , don't answer this one, let others try.

Hertl!

I invented a more efficient way to pour beer from a keg.

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

I got injured tripping over a red carpet rolled out for Sarah Palin, who am I?

 

[hotcabbagesoup]

Hertl!

I invented a more efficient way to pour beer from a keg.

I know this answer. For this guy, his mother wouldn't let him shorten his name to Doug because it was too close to Dog and his mother didn't want the kids at school to call him Dog. Right? Same guy?

 

[Calderon]

I scored a goal with each of my first four shots on goal in the NHL. On the whole I netted 11 points in my first 11 games, including 8 goals, but I only ever played 13 more games in the NHL after that.

 

[Thread The Needle]

I'm a god. I'm a future HOFer and the Selke should no longer be called the Selke, but it should be called the . . .

Tom Wilsom memorial trophy?

 

[Thread The Needle]

I am the most overrated player in NHL and I have the biggest nostrils in NHL.

Tyler Kennedy.

 

[Byron Bitz]

I was drafted first overall
I represented my country in the Olympics
I missed the entire 2008-09 season due to an injury sustained while golfing.

 

[BlueDream]

I was drafted first overall
I represented my country in the Olympics
I missed the entire 2008-09 season due to an injury sustained while golfing.

Erik Johnson.

I got injured tripping over a red carpet rolled out for Sarah Palin, who am I?

Manny Legace!

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

I scored a goal with each of my first four shots on goal in the NHL. On the whole I netted 11 points in my first 11 games, including 8 goals, but I only ever played 13 more games in the NHL after that.

don't know, need to know. Who?

 

[Rabid Ranger]

I am a forward who has played over 1400 NHL games but has never scored 50 points in a single season.

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

I broke 3 fingers in an Avalanche of snow
A bad end to a great career, a finishing blow
I am an all-time classic,
My name..

 

[fahad203]

I am a forward who has played over 1400 NHL games but has never scored 50 points in a single season.

I’m not googling. Just guessing

Mike Silinger ?

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

I am a forward who has played over 1400 NHL games but has never scored 50 points in a single season.

Spoiler

Matt Cullen! "has played" was the key.

 

[Leafsdude7]

I scored a goal with each of my first four shots on goal in the NHL. On the whole I netted 11 points in my first 11 games, including 8 goals, but I only ever played 13 more games in the NHL after that.

Jeremy Williams?

 

[insomniac]

I was drafted by a team, then left to another team and won the Norris Trophy.
I eventually became and coach and won a Stanley Cup in my first season doing so.
I coached my drafted by team and then coached the new iteration of the Cup winning
team.

I'm pretty sure you're referring to Randy Carlyle, but the Ducks won in his second year there.. not sure who else it could be, unless assistant coaches count?

I have won the most Stanley Cups of all time, with one team.
That teams' fans don't feel I was key contributor to any of these Cups

The Pocket Rocket. Do Habs fans really feel that way though?

 

[TheAngryHank]

im curious, who is it?

Also, can we not troll? This is a solid thread, Matthews and Laine jokes are low hanging fruit.

Fair enough..
My first NHL game was March 26th 1997.
It to this day was a very very memorable game.
Who am I?

 

[Alwalys]

Miro Satan?

could it beeeeeeee SATAN?

 

[The Colonel]

Fabian Brunnstrom

I scored a goal with each of my first four shots on goal in the NHL. On the whole I netted 11 points in my first 11 games, including 8 goals, but I only ever played 13 more games in the NHL after that.

 

[Goose]

My intangibles have led to me being the most overrated Top 100 player of all time #betterthanmalkin

 

[nuxnuxnux]

I scored 90% of my goals this season in 1 month
I play too much fortnite