Which cologne do you wear?

[Pharrell Williams]

this joke is not as funny as the amount of effort i had to put into making it.

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[John Price]

none.

 

[MMC]

Absolute **** thread. Wasn't a bad idea if not for the poll.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Absolute **** thread. Wasn't a bad idea if not for the poll.

how is a thread about what cologne you wear a good thread

 

[Spring in Fialta]

Montblanc Legend.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

I do not get honies

 

[darko]

I do not get honies

 

[Kitten Mittons]

All of the above. All at once. I drip in honies.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Axe is for **********

 

[ProstheticConscience]

Please. The honies want men to smell like nature intended! Sweat, Guinness, and pickled onions.

 

[Legionnaire]

Dark Temptation.

I like to smell good whenever. SO, instead of spraying my other colognes, I finally realized that I didn't need to spray them on when I go to Subway or get gas really quickly or whatnot. Or especially the gym!

Please forgive me. I do wear axe. I have gotten compliments though. So, you decide.

 

[Legionnaire]

Please. The honies want men to smell like nature intended! Sweat, Guinness, and pickled onions.

Haha. Good one!

I mean, there are some men that actually believe this. Yet, it is true to some degree. However, your odds are 100-1 that a woman will approach you and say "OMG! You smell so good! It is like you have dead salmon under your armpits and I am soooooo turned on by dead fish smell!"

They will approach you to tell you that you smell actually good though because they recognize that 1. You're not a filthy pig and 2. You actually might give a carp about them because you are willing to at least do that. Ha!

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

Aventus

 

[Bubba Thudd]

eau d'ass

 

[Baby Punisher]

Body spray is not cologne.

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

Green Irish tweed

 

[PolishBingo]

 

[irunthepeg]

Calvin Klein Escape, usually if I'm going to wear cologne.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Calvin Klein Escape, usually if I'm going to wear cologne.

What are you running from

 

[irunthepeg]

What are you running from

the memes

 

[Bubba Thudd]

the dames

ftfy

 

[TNT87]

 

[Oscar Acosta]

Now I know why I don't get honies.

 

[Summer Rose]

It's a perfume though, not a cologne.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

If I was on tge dating market I would wear axe dark temptation