What are the boys going to spend their Stimulus Checks on?

[JMCx4]

premium one-ply beats cheap 2-ply anyday

Thanks, I'll put that footnote on my "Must Buy with my COVID Windfall" shopping list.

 

[HisIceness]

Probably use it to pay bills.

 

[John Price]

They approved the bill late last night let's get some STIMULUS MONEY up in here boys

Probably use it to pay bills.

use it on waffle house

 

[John Price]

weren't you clowning me some months ago about putting money in savings/markets because you thought saving money was stupid and you should just spend it?

I mean I'm just "hoarding" my money now because I have nothing I need to spend for at the moment

I don't see what's wrong with that

 

[John Price]

EVeryone under 99000 salary qualifies

get that cash yo

 

[SladeWilson23]

I'll pay down some of my credit cards.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

I make over 150K so i wont be getting it. Oh well.

 

[John Price]

so they started showing up in bank accounts however it's just one payment which is stupid

Your 2020 Stimulus Check: How Much? When? And Other Questions Answered
How Many Stimulus Checks Will I Get?

You'll get just one payment. Earlier proposals called for multiple checks. One plan put forth by a group of Democratic Senators even required quarterly payments to Americans until the crisis ends. However, the law signed by President Trump only authorizes a single payment.

 

[JMCx4]

My wife & I are waiting for our direct deposit. Then we'll visit the bank drive-thru, cash it all out in $1 bills, and use them for toilet paper. Thanks, USG!

 

[John Price]

My wife & I are waiting for our direct deposit. Then we'll visit the bank drive-thru, cash it all out in $1 bills, and use them for toilet paper. Thanks, USG!

use your stimulus dollars to purchase a subscription to the Post Dispatch

 

[RayP]

use your stimulus dollars to purchase a subscription to the Post Dispatch

use yours for a premium LinkedIn account

 

[John Price]

use yours for a premium LinkedIn account

what point would that have

 

[RayP]

what point would that have

at least you embrace it

 

[LarryFisherman]

no idea how much money or when i'm going to get it.

i'm not keeping it though. have some friends in hard times and will gift it to them.

then pray that i don't get shit-canned

 

[JMCx4]

use your stimulus dollars to purchase a subscription to the Post Dispatch

That rag isn't even good for personal hygiene. But I welcome others to give it a try & support local business.

 

[RayP]

no idea how much money or when i'm going to get it.

i'm not keeping it though. have some friends in hard times and will gift it to them.

then pray that i don't get shit-canned

@Roman Fell

 

[cupcrazyman]

I used Trudeau's free money to pay off some debt.

 

[Mrfenn92]

I'm getting hookers but only from a safe distance.

 

[John Price]

i received a 1200 dollar deposit in my bank account !!

 

[John Price]

My wife & I are waiting for our direct deposit. Then we'll visit the bank drive-thru, cash it all out in $1 bills, and use them for toilet paper. Thanks, USG!

Did it arrive yet

 

[Bones Malone]

k

 

[JMCx4]

Did it arrive yet

Not when we last checked. We're still squeezing our cheeks together - individually, that is.

ETA: OK, it's there now. So we just need to keep squeezing long enough to get to the drive-up window & back home.

P.S. - I still can't find POTUS's name on my direct deposit. Quite disappointing, after all the hype.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Trump check ftw!!!

 

[JMCx4]

I'm getting hookers but only from a safe distance.

Phone sex, then. Keep it clean.

 

[Bones Malone]

Not when we last checked. We're still squeezing our cheeks together - individually, that is.

ETA: OK, it's there now. So we just need to keep squeezing long enough to get to the drive-up window & back home.

P.S. - I still can't find POTUS's name on my direct deposit. Quite disappointing, after all the hype.

That really is the most disappointing part about the DD. Maybe they can send me a non-cashable stub like you get if your payroll checks DD