Week 1: 8-8
Week 2: 11-5
Total: 19-13
Panthers @ Texans (Thursday) --> W
Washington Football Team @ Bills --> W
Bears @ Browns --> W
Ravens @ Lions --> W, thanks to the greatest kicker of all time
Colts @ Titans --> W
Chargers @ Chiefs --> L
Saints @ Patriots --> L, and a bad one
Falcons @ Giants (I can't pick them both to lose but Lord knows I want to) --> L, AND A HEARTY f*** YOU TO BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
Bengals @ Steelers --> L, @Unholy Diver was completely right about the Steelers Cialis Offense
Cardinals @ Jaguars --> W
Jets @ Broncos --> W, Jets trying their hardest to do the same thing to Wilson as they did to Darnold
Dolphins @ Raiders --> W, and a great game
Buccaneers @ Rams --> L, I underestimated the Rams
Seahawks @ Vikings --> L, I underestimated how shitty Seattle's shitty defense is
Packers @ 49ers --> W, Aaron Rodgers is a bad man
Eagles @ Cowboys (Monday) --> W, Eagles got curb-stomped