A Winnipeg Jets Player’s Prayer
Our Father who art in the rink,
Hockey be thy name.
Thy will be done, the Cup will be won
On ice, as well as in the stands.
Give us this day, our hockey sticks
And forgive us our penalties
As we forgive those who cross-check against us.
And lead us not into elimination
But deliver us to victory.
In the name of Jets fans everywhere
And thy holy sport.
Amen!
Goalie Prayer
The puck stops here.
The goal is my house.
And you are no longer welcome here.
You dream of scoring goals from now on.
I am your dream killer.
The posts are my best friends now.
f*** You Fleury!
The 11 Commandments of Hockey
Thou shalt win thy face-off.
Thou shalt skate hard and keep thy shift short.
Thou shalt stay out of the penalty box.
Thou shalt play the body of the opponent.
Thou shalt forecheck they opponent.
Thou shalt keep clear the font of thy net.
Thou shalt not make a bad cross ice pass in thy zone.
Thou shalt backcheck they opponent.
Thou shalt crash the net on each shot.
Thou shalt finish thy check.
Thou shalt win thy game..
Go
Go
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