wanna hear a joke??

[Carolinas Identity*]

how did the amish girl get pregnant?

too many men-a-nite!!!

Click to read more...

 

[Dog]

I didn't wanna hear a joke

This is joke rape

 

[Bones Malone]

i didn't wanna hear a joke

this is joke rape

retweet

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I didn't wanna hear a joke

This is joke rape

please don't trivialize a heinous crime like rape, thanks. just because this is the internet doesn't mean you just have free rein to do and say whatever you want. i don't think i'm "just being sensitive," maybe you should learn to think before you speak so that you don't needlessly trigger victims of rape and those close to them. luckily for the both of us i have not been a victim of rape, but if i were... you'd have hell to pay buddy. and even though i have not experienced rape, i feel it is important to stick up for those who have. we must give a voice to the voiceless. we must collapse the patriarchy, and showing rape for what it is instead of making it into a cruel joke is just one way to start.


just my two cents.

 

[Satan]

wickett joke man

 

[Bubba Thudd]

please don't trivialize a heinous crime like rape, thanks. just because this is the internet doesn't mean you just have free rein to do and say whatever you want. i don't think i'm "just being sensitive," maybe you should learn to think before you speak so that you don't needlessly trigger victims of rape and those close to them. luckily for the both of us i have not been a victim of rape, but if i were... you'd have hell to pay buddy. and even though i have not experienced rape, i feel it is important to stick up for those who have. we must give a voice to the voiceless. we must collapse the patriarchy, and showing rape for what it is instead of making it into a cruel joke is just one way to start.


just my two cents.

You Go, Boiy!!!

 

[PositiveCashFlow]

Sounds like reap

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

A horse walks into a bar....

Everyone finds this odd and leaves.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Why didn't Joey clap after the performance?

Because he has no arms.

~*~

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Joey...

 

[Butchered]

I was not given an opportunity to decline the hearing of a joke

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well.

 

[PositiveCashFlow]

^^^ not gonna lie I laughed a little

 

[Satan]

no memes in this thread

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

knock knock

who's there?

interrupting cow

interrup....


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Veganism

*bah dum tsssssh*

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

I have a joke about three vampires that walk into a bar that I love, but am not sure if I'll get yelled at if I post it.

It's not terrible I guess, but it is kinda gross, but in a way that makes you laugh

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I have a joke about three vampires that walk into a bar that I love, but am not sure if I'll get yelled at if I post it.

It's not terrible I guess, but it is kinda gross, but in a way that makes you laugh

Post it.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I have a joke about three vampires that walk into a bar that I love, but am not sure if I'll get yelled at if I post it.

It's not terrible I guess, but it is kinda gross, but in a way that makes you laugh

Post it.

Is it the tea one?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Post it.

Is it the tea one?

yes

 

[sdf]

One day a man rescued a wounded elephant in Africa. Many years later, he saw the elephant at the circus. And then elephant ran to the guy grabbed his and began to beat his head against the floor... it was just not the same elephant

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree??


Wave.

 

[Jumptheshark]

todays bad jokes

what did one Lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
dinner same time next month

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.


“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”

“A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’”

“Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!”

“Me: ‘Hey, I was thinking'.... My dad: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.’”

 

[Jumptheshark]

“Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.â€

 

[Jumptheshark]

 

[Pharrell Williams]

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G
A
P
+/-
PIM
S
Hits
BkS
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FO%
PP TOI
SH TOI
TOI
2 Z. Michalek D 0 0 0 -1 2 0 0 1 1 1 - 0:30 0:00 13:13
6 M. Kempny D 0 0 0 -1 0 1 1 2 0 0 - 3:08 1:44 16:56
9 M. Michalek F 0 0 0 -1 0 2 1 0 0 0 - 2:34 0:40 13:16
10 R. Cervenka F 0 0 0 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 2:25 0:00 12:04
11 M. Hanzal F 0 0 0 -2 0 3 1 0 1 0 44% 3:26 0:24 15:38
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14 T. Plekanec F 0 0 0 -1 0 1 1 0 0 0 41% 2:19 0:40 15:26
17 V. Sobotka F 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 38% 0:46 0:54 11:07
18 O. Palat F 0 0 0 -1 0 2 0 2 0 0 0% 3:34 0:35 15:27
23 D. Jaskin F 0 0 0 -1 0 1 1 1 0 1 - 0:00 0:00 8:19
33 J. Nakladal D 0 0 0 -1 0 2 2 0 0 0 - 2:55 0:25 16:42
47 M. Jordan D 0 0 0 -1 0 2 1 0 1 0 - 0:00 0:00 12:23
62 A. Sustr D 0 0 0 -2 2 2 1 0 1 1 - 0:07 0:40 13:53
64 R. Polak D 0 0 0 -2 0 0 1 1 0 0 - 0:00 1:29 12:15
67 M. Frolik F 0 0 0 -1 0 0 1 1 0 0 100% 2:14 1:05 9:57
83 A. Hemsky F 0 0 0 -1 0 3 0 0 1 0 100% 2:59 0:00 13:19
88 D. Pastrnak F 0 0 0 -1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0% 0:00 0:00 12:35
93 J. Voracek F 0 0 0 -1 0 4 0 0 0 0 - 2:58 0:00 11:30
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Saves - Shots
Sv%
PIM
TOI
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34 P. Mrazek 0 - 0 .000 0 0:00
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SH TOI
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6 S. Weber D 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 0 0 - 0:00 3:48 15:38
8 D. Doughty D 0 0 0 2 0 3 1 1 1 1 - 1:19 2:00 16:21
9 M. Duchene F 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0:00 0:00 7:40
15 R. Getzlaf F 0 1 1 0 2 1 2 0 0 0 53% 1:11 1:59 14:18
16 J. Toews F 1 0 1 0 0 5 1 0 2 0 57% 1:08 2:39 12:45
20 J. Tavares F 0 1 1 0 0 4 1 0 0 0 50% 1:11 0:00 13:14
24 C. Perry F 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 - 0:57 0:00 9:04
27 A. Pietrangelo D 0 0 0 2 0 3 1 5 0 0 - 0:00 0:58 15:09
37 P. Bergeron F 1 0 1 2 0 4 0 0 2 2 75% 0:58 1:58 10:35
39 L. Couture F 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 100% 0:00 2:03 10:58
44 M. Vlasic D 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 3 0 - 0:00 3:48 15:13
63 B. Marchand F 1 2 3 3 2 2 1 0 2 0 - 0:00 0:53 12:00
87 S. Crosby F 1 2 3 4 0 4 3 0 1 1 83% 1:15 0:00 11:01
88 B. Burns D 0 1 1 2 2 1 1 0 1 0 - 0:50 0:00 14:48
90 R. O'Reilly F 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 50% 0:00 1:50 10:21
91 S. Stamkos F 0 1 1 1 2 2 0 0 0 0 - 0:58 0:24 12:01
97 J. Thornton F 1 0 1 1 0 3 1 0 0 0 100% 0:58 0:00 7:42
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Player
Saves - Shots
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PIM
TOI
31 C. Price 26 - 26 1.000 0 46:30
50 C. Crawford 0 - 0 .000 0 0:00
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Team Canada
Sidney Crosby (1)
Marchand (1) Stamkos (1)
CZE 0, CAN 1 | 08:26
Team Canada
Brad Marchand (1)
Burns (1) Crosby (1)
CZE 0, CAN 2 | 17:08
Team Canada
Patrice Bergeron (1)
Marchand (2)
CZE 0, CAN 3 | 19:59
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Team Canada
Joe Thornton (1)
Crosby (2) Duchene (1)
CZE 0, CAN 4 | 07:22
Team Canada
Jonathan Toews (1)
Getzlaf (1) Tavares (1)
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NONE
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1st Team Penalty
01:40 CZE Andrej Sustr Slashing against Joe Thornton
01:55 CAN Steven Stamkos Holding against Milan Michalek
03:35 CAN Brad Marchand Hooking against Ondrej Palat
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03:14 CAN Jay Bouwmeester Interference against David Pastrnak
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