Injury Report: Vanek leaves game Sunday, will not return

[SoupNazi]

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[theYman]

What the hell happend to him?

 

[SoupNazi]

What the hell happend to him?

Hit in the groin by AA's shot.

 

[Claypool]

Season over.

 

[Number1RedWingsFan52]

Figure's as soon as we start to get healthy here, We get another Injured player.

 

[Squirrel in the Hole]

His goal against Montreal hit that same area. What are they doing, aiming for it?

 

[TheOtherOne]

You'd think NHL teams could afford better cups

 

[jolly roger]

You'd think NHL teams could afford better cups

He'll be back. Voice two octaves higher.

 

[Birko19]

There goes our best realistic trade asset.

 

[Number1RedWingsFan52]

There goes our best realistic trade asset.

Let's just hope it's not to serious, And he will be back here shortly.

 

[One Blurred Eye]

You'd think NHL teams could afford better cups

No way, parity man.. can't buy cups anymore! Wait...

 

[SoupGuru]

What do you say to your teammate after you crush his testicles?

"Sorry about your nuts, man"
"Dude, that was totally going in until your sac got in the way"
"Can I get you an ice pack?"

 

[Run the Jewels]

What do you say to your teammate after you crush his testicles?

"Sorry about your nuts, man"
"Dude, that was totally going in until your sac got in the way"
"Can I get you an ice pack?"

If it helps I can name my first child after you.

 

[HIFE]

If it helps I can name my first child after you.

Yeah cause after that Vanek probably can't have any more children of his own!

 

[Bench]

No way, parity man.. can't buy cups anymore! Wait...

This is clever. I liked it.

 

[Henkka]

I wonder why that same didn't happen like ever for Tomas Holmström, when guys like Fedorov, Lidström, Franzen and Datsyuk were sniping wristers through his legs....

Maybe he had better protection.

 

[One Blurred Eye]

This is clever. I liked it.

It was low-hanging fruit, so I took a shot at it...

 

[JPE123]

It was low-hanging fruit, so I took a shot at it...

Haha low hanging fruit- there is a joke in there somewhere

 

[One Blurred Eye]

Haha low hanging fruit- there is a joke in there somewhere

Deliberately worded in pairing the phrase with "shot," but like a puck probably better the joke sails over heads than into groins.

 

[14ari13]

I hope he is back next game.

 

[Unfriendly Ghost]

Looked to me like a nasty bone bruise.

 

[Tasteslikekevinbacon]

He struggled to get off the ice after the period. Laid on his back briefly and then struggled to get into the bench. Looked pretty serious but who knows.

 

[Dotter]

did the puck hit him in the wrist, hip, or the gut region? It happened so quickly

 

[chances14]

did the puck hit him in the wrist, hip, or the gut region? It happened so quickly

looked like the puck hit both his wrist and groin. they are calling it lower body so i would assume it has something to do with the groin