Useless Thread MDLXXIX: RIP Mr. Hockey

[RayP]

When you think you need a sip of cold water, but didn't realize how thirsty you were and drink the whole bottle.

When you think grab a cold sip of water but instead grab your unfinished glass of bourbon from the night before and take a sip and immediately want to die.

 

[Hammettf2b]

as per tradition

 

[Bones Malone]

When you think grab a cold sip of water but instead grab your unfinished glass of bourbon from the night before and take a sip and immediately want to die.

What kind of ***** ass ***** doesn't finish their bourbon?

 

[John Price]

#NowPlaying Like I'm Gonna Lose You by Meghan Trainor

 

[Guerzy]

May get out in the yak tonight

 

[Dugray]

I've been kissed by a rose on the grey.

 

[Dugray]

Did you know that when it snows my eyes become a large and the light that you shine can be seen.

 

[Bones Malone]

Mr. Jones and me

 

[Siamese Dream]

Natalie Dormer good Reading girl

 

[Siamese Dream]

I have also been to The Purple Turtle when I was in university there

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[RayP]

What kind of ***** ass ***** doesn't finish their bourbon?

a ***** ass ***** than cycled 200+ miles that week, ran 40+ miles, woke up before 5am every day, didn't once go to bed before 10pm.


that kind of ***** ass *****.

 

[Guerzy]

Ray calm down

 

[Dugray]

*********

I like stars too ************

***********

 

[Bones Malone]

a ***** ass ***** than cycled 200+ miles that week, ran 40+ miles, woke up before 5am every day, didn't once go to bed before 10pm.


that kind of ***** ass *****.

So a big one?

 

[Siamese Dream]

teach

I've never understood how people can keep rabbits inside their house, they are destructive little *****

I'm surprised the legs on those chairs haven't been chewed through

 

[RayP]

So a big one?

the biggest one possible.

Ray calm down

am calm. just stating facts.

 

[RayP]

told the wife i bought the entire fish in snap.


she believes me. is pissed.


asked if she'd help me filet it.

 

[Bones Malone]

the biggest one possible.

Ray I don't mean in physical size because we all know you are an angry midget with a little man complex.

 

[Kyle93]

Natalie Dormer good Reading girl

One of my favs. probably top 5-8.

 

[Bones Malone]

Natalie Dormer good Reading girl

Is it Reading or Redding?

The CC on that vid spelled it Redding

 

[RayP]

Ray I don't mean in physical size because we all know you are an angry midget with a little man complex.

i'm 6-1.


bring it.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

a ***** ass ***** than cycled 200+ miles that week, ran 40+ miles, woke up before 5am every day, didn't once go to bed before 10pm.


that kind of ***** ass *****.

wow that's crazy!!!

 

[Bones Malone]

i'm 6-1.


bring it.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Is it Reading or Redding?

The CC on that vid spelled it Redding

Spelling is Reading but pronounced Redding

Same as Reading, Pennsylvania and ECHL team Reading Royals

 

[Bones Malone]

When Ray thinks height makes you tough