Useless Thread MDCLXXI: Embrace Capitalism. Spending drives economic growth.

[irunthepeg]

how much sugar

 

[irunthepeg]

how much sodium

rayp

 

[Pharrell Williams]

440mg SODIUM
39g SUGAR

 

[Guerzy]

I want it all.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

just give me everything

 

[Pharrell Williams]

can't wait for rain, might stay in bed and watch a movie tonight wow

 

[yubbers]

chel

Hells chels

 

[Dog]

mike go **** yourself

 

[SladeWilson23]

can't wait for rain, might stay in bed and watch a movie tonight wow

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to rain until the end of time. I think we're getting it tomorrow.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to rain until the end of time. I think we're getting it tomorrow.

thank god

 

[Hansen]

is this the name of a pawn shop

because you stole my heart.

Lmao the older woman who set me up with the heart monitor was talking about setting me up with her granddaughter.

Poor chick, at least her grandma knows how to get make investments on getting that insurance money for her family

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Lmao the older woman who set me up with the heart monitor was talking about setting me up with her granddaughter.

Poor chick, at least her grandma knows how to get make investments on getting that insurance money for her family

ask her for pics.

 

[Hansen]

ask her for pics.

She gave me her measurements and said she's a virgin of weddable age

 

[RayP]

Not a good bike ride today, slight hamstring pull.


But 50 miles is 50 miles.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Not a good bike ride today, slight hamstring pull.


But 50 miles is 50 miles.

That's why you should stretch beforehand.

 

[John Price]

Not a good bike ride today, slight hamstring pull.


But 50 miles is 50 miles.

Didn't you personal train people today.

 

[Hansen]

The human body is so frail why bother exercising. Just try to last until we have exoskeletons and 3D printing for any organ

 

[Pharrell Williams]

when you match with a girl and then read her profile

"actually 16 "

okay bye.

 

[Hansen]

Imagine getting paid to take a persons daughter off their hands

 

[RayP]

Didn't you personal train people today.

I did this morning from 5a-9a.

That's why you should stretch beforehand.

Wouldn't have made a difference, happened at mile 22. Pushed it too hard during a sprint and it just caught.

 

[Hansen]

when you match with a girl and then read her profile

"actually 16 "

okay bye.

Sus af

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Please don't!!!

 

[Hansen]

I think I can ride a bike for a good 500m before needing a breather

 

[Pharrell Williams]

back in my day all 16 year olds had was depression and myspace now they are tindering and bumbling and instagramming and dabbing smh

 

[Hansen]

back in my day all 16 year olds had was depression and myspace now they are tindering and bumbling and instagramming and dabbing smh

It's because you've finally graduated from the crippling depression and angst of teenageship and joined the rest of the normies and their social media orgies

Reeeeeeeeee