Useless Thread MDCCCLII - Happy Birthday Zaide!

[Oogie Boogie]

We're DOAN here

 

[John Price]

I googled "Why can't I use one screwdriver for everything" and it said "Do you know what torque is, you stupid asshole"

What

 

[LarryFisherman]

I dig it. I like compact pickups, I've owned two in the past.

I went to buy this today

Took the day off work, picked up my mom so she could drive my car back, drove to the bank at 9AM, scheduled to meet the person around 11 in Greely CO - about an hour and twenty min away from my house. So we grab some breakfast next door to my bank and head up there.

Get there a little early, so we park up and snag a coffee.

11:00
11:15
11:30
...she hasn't shown up
Call her at 11:30 - no answer
Message on FB at 11:40 - no response - message "seen"
12:00
12:30
...head home, no truck

What a waste of a f***ing day and trash person. On top of that - she RE-LISTED it a few hours ago on facebook. What the actual f***erooni