Stickpucker
Playmaka
- Jan 18, 2014
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Hello,
Tonight we reach out to our viewers for help in finding a missing person Jordan "Wayne Gretzky" Martinook. He may respond to the alias "Marty Party"
He is known for putting up 12 points in just 15 games last year in the playoffs. After going missing he has a mere 2 points in 9 games this season.
Here are some pictures of what he looks like:
He is not well liked in New Jersey after making everyone in the city do this:
I'm sure there are many people in NJ that would like to get their hands on him. (the ladies too *wink wink*)
He also has gotten into fisticuffs with some pretty dangerous people:
Here is a look at his girlfriend. It is possible that he has absconded with her....and we all know how hard it is to find her.
PS - It is 00:02 am IST and therefore game day.
Our Caniacs in the far east said it better than Al Davis when they said:
Game 4 lineups
Rongos:
f1 - Panarin - Zibenajad - Kreider?
f2 - lottery pick + bums
f3 - more bums
f4 - lottery pick + the dregs of humanity
d1 - traitorious lyin pig face diver Fox - ??
d2 - whoever they could get in FA
d3 - probably some cheap contracts to fit in the cap
goalie:
GOAT, cyborg, the invincible, ninja reflexes, xray vision (cannot be screened), golden glove, more titles than a game of thrones char motha trucker Shesterkin
Canes lineup:
f1 - RBAs favorites and good boyos
f2 - le ofre hostile line
f3 - bunch of slow as a turtle old men
f4 - need a contract - need a contract - don't want a contract
d1 - old man who eats live snakes /w man who turns his rod into a serpent
d2 - need a contract (will cost too much) - need a contract
d3 - public enemy who still got it
g1 - pls be koochie. we all need some good koochie
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