Twas the night before the Draft Lottery (@FakeOilersGM)

[coolwasabi]

Thought this was funny enough to warrant a thread

@FakeOilersGM:

https://twitter.com/FakeOilersGM/status/589188557635461121

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[Dorian2]

Love it. Great stuff.

 

[PBandJ]

This might be the best thing ever.

 

[MoneyGuy]

Nice. He's one of a few fakesters I follow. They're quite good.

This was well done.

I hate to admit that the fake GM is more clever than the real one.

 

[stratedge]

That account is gold.

 

[Supermassive]

That's freaking gold.

Hopefully they show it on the lottery broadcast. More shame, please!

 

[Jet Walters]

I got the first line below stuck in my head today. Just made up a little more now. Sung to the tune of "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette.



We won the lottery, McDavid died the next day.

And isn't it ironic. Don't ya think?

It's like Way-eee-ayne, on your fourth line.

It's a billionaire owner, who thinks that everything is fine.

It's like ten thousand danglers when all you need is some D.

It's like getting a new GM, even wore than Tambellini.

 

[Titsuple]

Nice

 

[Mc5RingsAndABeer]

LOL awesome

 

[McDoused]

This is what a read to myself every year on draft day eve. I thought I was the only one ><

 

[Smartguy]

Read that on twitter that account is awesome