Tuomo Ruutu receives 2 year extension April Fools! Ruutu actually launched into space

[Emperoreddy]

Waiting for the final numbers, but the team has extended Ruutu for two more years. Sounds like a NMC is involved. Also word that extensions for Palmarai, DSP, Gio, and Tootoo are in the works.

Link here

Right move. We need his grit and skill in our bottom 6.

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[Cheddabombs]

this guy

 

[Bleedred]

Eddy totally just posted this after I said I was going to do it a few minutes ago!

I was seriously going to post this earlier today, but just didn't get on early enough and decided against it after the Angels thing.

 

[CerebralGenesis]

If you said Gionta, it would have caused heart attacks cause it was too believable.

Except Gionta is gonna get like 5 years instead...

 

[RememberTheName]

I read this and I was like "Good thing its April Fools Day"

 

[Kensu]

I nearly had a heart attack.

 

[Emperoreddy]

If you said Gionta, it would have caused heart attacks cause it was too believable.

Except Gionta is gonna get like 5 years instead...

This is totally real though. I even had a link.

You are right. I should of did Tootoo or Gio. Really this was just to give Bleed heart palpatations

 

[Bleedred]

This is totally real though. I even had a link.

You are right. I should of did Tootoo or Gio. Really this was just to give Bleed heart palpatations

Haha you didn't fool me! You might have if you posted it before I got on.

I actually would have seriously believed this if you had posted it earlier and I got on here with the purpose of making the same thread and joke.

There's been a couple weird things that I've dreamed of lately, that wound up actually happening. So I would have been freaked out on first glance of this haha.

 

[JK3]

This is just plain cruel, you can't joke around with stuff like this.

 

[ForeverJerseyGirl]

Well, we need Ruutu on the New Jersey Angels. Thanks to our GM April Fool.

 

[Feed Me A Stray Cat]

Haha, I think you gave it a way with two years. One year and you would have had me.

 

[NJDevs26]

If you said Gionta, it would have caused heart attacks cause it was too believable.

Except Gionta is gonna get like 5 years instead...

A Gionta thread would have had to come with one of those cigarette warning labels...hazardous to your health, enter at your own risk

 

[Hockey Sports Fan]

ok this honestly got me for a sec

 

[MadDevil]

I clicked on this thread expecting it to be a joke by Bleed.

 

[Colin226]

You got me hahaha

 

[Sgt Brylin]

I nearly had a heart attack.

Same, I always forget April's fools is a thing and get stumped again and again

 

[NJDevs26]

I clicked on this thread expecting it to be a joke by Bleed.

It was his idea, or at least he threatened to do it first

 

[I Hate Tie DOMI]

I would have only believed it if it was a contract for him to be the guy who collects pucks at the end of practice.

 

[glenwo2]

WHAT THE HELL????????

 

[Csonked Out]

God I hate this site on April fools day lol

 

[NJDevs26]

This is totally real though. I even had a link.

You are right. I should of did Tootoo or Gio. Really this was just to give Bleed heart palpatations

I might have believed Tootoo with how blind the organization's regard has been for him this season.

 

[AfroThunder396]

I paused for a second, and the thread immediately under was the New Jersey Angels and I was like oh yeah

 

[Emperoreddy]

I should of did Gio but I'm glad j caught some of you

 

[JK3]

I was afraid to click on the link, I thought I was going to get Rickrolled.

 

[Emperoreddy]

I was afraid to click on the link, I thought I was going to get Rickrolled.

I picked like the tamest link possible haha