This is hilarious. Thanks so much for posting this.
When I had season tickets I would always turn on the post-game during the drive home, they would air some or all of Tocchet's post game pressers, they were all so, so bad. None of his answers ever made any sense (if you could even understand what he was trying to say), and he would get the most softball questions. The one that I remember forcibly sent me into the "what an idiot this guy is" camp was when we lost by a goal or two, one of the questions was something around how the 6-5 didn't generate any chances, his answer was (paraphrased), "I don't know, I don't know, we've been working on the 6-5 for years, we still don't get it right. I don't know."
And I'm thinking to myself like, "you've been working on this for
years and you still can't figure out how to either overload one side or pass to the open man??? Or worst case just have Chychrun bomb shots from the point with traffic that would make sense too"
Liked him as a player but my God is he in the wrong job