Proposal: The Sky is Not Falling

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Pittsburgh has had to play for large parts of numerous seasons without Crosby. they don't suddenly turn into a team that looks completely outmatched night after night after night.

nevermind that Bozak and Bolland aren't the Sedins, aren't Datsyuk and Zetterberg, aren't even ******* close.

That's becoz Malkin turns Super Sayian whenever Crosby's out. (in the wise words of Daisy Joy)

 

[Nasty Nazem]

Untimely injuries mask Leafs defensive woes and offer more excuses to fans; buying Carlyle time.

Totally this. Sorry but missing two third centers shouldn't be the reason Leafs are collapsing.