The Habs Lounge Thread XVII: A Thread For The Pleb

[Mrb1p]

why would your ex walk into your place? and why would she care?

this is all too complicated. Quand tu laisse une fille, c'est fini tu coupe les ponts pis c'est ça qui est ça

She had no place to stay, so I told her she could leave her things here and once in a while come get them... I agree though, this situation is horrible.

 

[Tabarouette]

She had no place to stay, so I told her she could leave her things here and once in a while come get them... I agree though, this situation is horrible.

well if you're that kind to her she can **** right off, you have all rights to do your orgy in peace

 

[Gary320]

The issue is not when I'm in the house, it's when I'm not there... I come back to at least thirty minutes of cleaning time, even if it's an hour. I never raised a puppy alone, in the last five years I've raised three of them and my girlfriend (Well, ex) always was there to do it with me.

In insight, it might not have been the smartest thing to do to adopt a dog, but I needed it. My ex is set on keeping Jackson, the American bulldog and I just feel so bad about it, I need something else...

Feels bad because I've had this dog for 7 months now and I showed him everything a puppy should learn. It's like losing a ****ing kid. Can't imagine what it's like to have a breakup when you have kids and all. Must be hard to digest.

Anyway, I need to somehow make the crate smaller but I don't know how.

Ah I see. Well, my situation is different since I live like 5 mins from my house, so I go home for an hour at lunch. My puppy nearly always pee's before I leave. I usually try to get him to pee for about 10-15 minutes before I leave to work in the morning and afternoon. He eats about an hour before I leave, so that gives him time to digest and pee/poo. We had a large cage with a seperator in between and we noticed he was able to hold it in sometimes, but would pee/poo inside here and there. We purchased a smaller cage with no seperator, and thankfully have had no issues since then. So I don't know how well seperators will work. I suggest getting a smaller cage.

 

[Gary320]

She had no place to stay, so I told her she could leave her things here and once in a while come get them... I agree though, this situation is horrible.

My brother in law was going through this same thing. But then she started making a mess in his apartment and never cleaned up, even drank some of his booze. He was sleeping at his new gf's house while his ex lived there.
He changed the locks and told her to find a place.

 

[Paul Dipietro]

Well, scratch that, I went out and she came home.

My ex walked in on us sleeping this morning. Horrible wake up.

That's usually when the 70s adult-film music starts...

 

[68*]

I don't understand girls man. I don't understand them. Giving all the signs she likes you. Touching your shoulders. Laughing at all your jokes. Blushing in your presence. Ask her out. Brb sorry I have a bf. U wot m8.

 

[TRG]

I don't understand girls man. I don't understand them. Giving all the signs she likes you. Touching your shoulders. Laughing at all your jokes. Blushing in your presence. Ask her out. Brb sorry I have a bf. U wot m8.

She's still attracted but she a good girl.

 

[Alexdaman]

I don't understand girls man. I don't understand them. Giving all the signs she likes you. Touching your shoulders. Laughing at all your jokes. Blushing in your presence. Ask her out. Brb sorry I have a bf. U wot m8.

C'pas parce que ya un goaler devant le but que tu peux pas scorer.


I feel you man I kissed two girls who had boyfriends this month... So nothing else happened.

 

[Tabarouette]

She's still attracted but she a good girl.

À Laval c'est facile de cruiser

1-avoir une civic
2-savoir yé ou le Skratch
3-AVoir un pattern rasé dans tes cheveux

 

[Alexdaman]

À Laval c'est facile de cruiser

1-avoir une civic
2-savoir yé ou le Skratch
3-AVoir un pattern rasé dans tes cheveux

4-Se payer des sessions de bronzage
5-Un chandail serré
6-Avoir une musculation sketchy, mais mis a l'évidence

 

[Mrb1p]

I don't understand girls man. I don't understand them. Giving all the signs she likes you. Touching your shoulders. Laughing at all your jokes. Blushing in your presence. Ask her out. Brb sorry I have a bf. U wot m8.

I've been going back and forth with this girl for a few months (we worked together), I had a girlfriend, she had a bf. Broke up with said GF, started talking to her again. Seen her a few times, clear connection... Boom, five days ago I get the "I broke up with him" txt.

Don't lose hope, keep txtin, keep trying.

I'm also punching waaaay above my weight class. This girl is legit beautiful, although she's a bit on the young side (4 years younger )

In her case though, I knew his BF was an ass and that they didn't have a good relationship.. I'd have a hard time doing it to a real good guy..

 

[TRG]

À Laval c'est facile de cruiser

1-avoir une civic
2-savoir yé ou le Skratch
3-AVoir un pattern rasé dans tes cheveux

C'est pour ça que je pogne pas.

 

[Mrb1p]

C'est pour ça que je pogne pas.

68 has 1 of those!

 

[Mrb1p]

We're all laughing at Laval, but are we really going to close a blind eye to Brossard ? The 1030 might be the douchiest place EVER.

Jack salloon ? Commission ? Zibo? Jesus.

 

[ThaDevilGirl]

We're all laughing at Laval, but are we really going to close a blind eye to Brossard ? The 1030 might be the douchiest place EVER.

Jack salloon ? Commission ? Zibo? Jesus.

Brossard isn't a palindrome. Plus, it's still too new to make fun of.

 

[68*]

À Laval c'est facile de cruiser

1-avoir une civic
2-savoir yé ou le Skratch
3-AVoir un pattern rasé dans tes cheveux

What's funny is that I have a Civic and she lives in Laval.

 

[TRG]

That's why she's interested.

 

[FrontierPsyCHiatrist*]

Im 19 and never had a gf help

 

[Alexdaman]

Im 19 and never had a gf help

Get into ferrets like me.

 

[Hullois]

À Laval des rapides. Tsé veut dire.

 

[Alexdaman]

À Laval des rapides. Tsé veut dire.

J'ai une blonde quand jviens a Laval.

 

[TRG]

Doit faire vingt fois tu fais la même joke

 

[groovejuice]

Bad idea.

 

[Mrb1p]

Im 19 and never had a gf help

Confidence in yourself is the most important thing.


Walking the line between being a sweetheart and a jerk is also important.

Sophisticated and simple.



Etc. It's a matter of being yourself, unless you're zaide, don't be Zaide.

 

[Alexdaman]

Doit faire vingt fois tu fais la même joke

C'est une histoire sans fin pour moi.

Comme laval, ca ni queue ni tête... LOL.

#PalindromeComedy