The best name of hockey championship (Group D)

[WatchfulElm]

Let's find out what is the coolest name of hockey ever. Here are the rules :

1- Users were allowed to nominate a maximum of 3 names. This step is over and can be seen here.

2- This is about finding the coolest names ever to play the game, no matter in which leagues, no matter if he's known or not. As long as we can find the player on hockeydb or eliteprospects.

3- What is a cool name? It's a unique name! It can be unique because it sounds great, because of the meaning, because of the length, because it's funny or because of how much it fits with the player style, etc.

4- We started 160 names. I divided them in 8 groups of 20 names. You are allowed to vote for your 5 favorite names on each group. The 10 with the most votes will go to the next round.

Here are the randomized groups (names in bold advance to the next round) :

Group A

1. - Turk Broda
2. - Ziggy Palffy
3. - Frank McCool
4. - Gary Shuchuk
5. - Severin Blindenbacher
6. - Gunnarwolfe Fontaine
7. - Hakan Loob
8. - Wayne Gretzky
9. - Ilya Bryzgalov
10. - Greg McKegg
11. - Sandis Ozolinsh
12. - Blade Jenkins
13. - Barry Tabobondung
14. - Odie Cleghorn
15. - Clayton Stoner
16. - Alf Pike
17. - Larry Playfair
18. - Nino Niederreiter
19. - Jordin Tootoo
20. - Andreas Athanasiou

Group B

1. - Pete Peeters
2. - Ilka Sinisalo
3. - Yutaka Fukufuji
4. - Garnet Hathaway
5. - Raffi Torres
6. - Cal Clutterbuck
7. - Syl Apps
8. - John Vigilante
9. - Drayton Thunderchief
10. - Dave Inkpen
11. - Richard Small
12. - Vic Dick
13. - Helmuts Balderis
14. - Gianni Fairbrother
15. - Tiger Zhang
16. - Carlo Colaiacovo
17. - Kyle Cumiskey
18. - Björn Teräsniska
19. - Martin Frk
20. - Sam Steel

Group C

1. - Derek Boogaard
2. - Tony Twist
3. - Dallas Drake
4. - Johnny Oduya
5. - Olli Fock
6. - Rob Klinkhammer
7. - Darius Kasparaitis
8. - Trent Hunter
9. - Boone Jenner
10. - John Brackenborough
11. - Cliff Pu
12. - Hunter Skinner
13. - Rolf Ridderwall
14. - John Winstanley
15. - Wacey Rabbit
16. - Luca i
17. - Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
18. - Sergei Krivokrasov
19. - Bear Trapp
20. - Fred Sasakamoose

Group D

1. - Nando Eggenberger
2. - Dave Snuggerud
3. - Darcy Martini
4. - Dick Duff
5. - Stu Grimson
6. - John Bastardo
7. - Kaapo Kakko
8. - Kevin Shattenkirk
9. - Bill Speer
10. - Robin Bawa
11. - Bubba Berenzweig
12. - Moe Mantha
13. - Vadim Krasnoslobodtsev
14. - Griffen Outhouse
15. - Yan Kalashnikov
16. - Elvis Merslikins
17. - Bill Quackenbush
18. - [mod]
19. - Dick Tarnstrom
20. - Zbynek Irgl

Group E

1. - Elysia Cobbledick
2. - Dalton Thrower
3. - Art Assman
4. - Winston Day Chief
5. - Mike Hurlbut
6. - Robin Big Snake
7. - Zinetula Bilyaletdinov
8. - Daren Puppa
9. - Karlis Skrastins
10. - Samuel Fagemo
11. - Eldon Pokey Reddick
12. - Peter Ahola
13. - Maxim Mayorov
14. - Sven Butenschön
15. - Jett Woo
16. - Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson
17. - Colton Saucerman
18. - Joe Suk
19. - Jonathan Cheechoo
20. - Guillaume Latendresse

Group F

1. - Bruce Shoebottom
2. - Lonny Bohonos
3. - Pierre-Luc Létourneau-Leblond
4. - Artem Anisimov
5. - Lance Pitlick
6. - Miroslav Satan
7. - Dit Clapper
8. - Harry Dick
9. - Gene Ubriaco
10. - Manfred Tank
11. - Jarrett Pretty Young Man
12. - Grant Clitsome
13. - Slater Koekkoek
14. - Bo-Buster Björn
15. - Joseph Banana
16. - Steve Passmore
17. - Ron Tugnutt
18. - Jeff Finger
19. - Zemgus Girgensons
20. - Ben Lovejoy

Group G

1. - Paige Turner
2. - Jakin Smallwood
3. - Nikita Nikitin
4. - Red Green
5. - Gaston Gingras
6. - Branko Radivojevič
7. - Garth Butcher
8. - Kaapo Kahkonen
9. - Rico Fata
10. - Merlin Malinowski
11. - Antti Aalto
12. - Trygve Many Guns
13. - Peter Hockey
14. - Rudolfs Balcers
15. - Zenon Konopka
16. - Luka Burzan
17. - Derek Punches
18. - Dalton Tweeter
19. - Tomi Ståhlhammar
20. - Espen Knutsen

Group H

1. - Jeff Beukeboom
2. - Brad Bombardir
3. - Peter Zezel
4. - Storm Phaneuf
5. - Benoît Hogue
6. - Maxim Afinogenov
7. - Tore Vikingstad
8. - Radek Bonk
9. - Jyrki Jokipakka
10. - Zarley Zalapski
11. - Ulf Slotte
12. - Per Djoos
13. - Jordan Smotherman
14. - Bob Beers
15. - Klaus Mønster
16. - Petr Vlk
17. - Dragan Umicevic
18. - Dustin Rose
19. - Dick Gamble
20. - Hayden Hawkey

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[TheDawnOfANewTage]

I like how I'm putting more thought into this than, like, anything else right now. Job? Taxes? Opinions about my team? No, I'm focused on which is funnier- Dick Duff or Dick Tarnstrom. Keep doing god's work, my friend.

 

[WatchfulElm]

I like how I'm putting more thought into this than, like, anything else right now. Job? Taxes? Opinions about my team? No, I'm focused on which is funnier- Dick Duff or Dick Tarnstrom. Keep doing god's work, my friend.

Thanks!!
It's surprisingly entertaining to do.

 

[JabbaJabba]

Damn, Latvians have awesome names.

 

[Jeff Babchuk]

Bubba Berenzweig!

 

[Howe Elbows 9]

I'll go with Bastardo, Bubba Berenzweig, Krasnoslobodtsev, Outhouse and Quackenbush here.

 

[Midnight Judges]

This is like a Key and Peel episode.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

group F is too stacked imo

 

[WatchfulElm]

group F is too stacked imo

Group E is the strongest in my opinion. H is also very strong.

 

[Ms Maggie]

Demand change to Wacey Wabbit.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Group E is the strongest in my opinion. H is also very strong.

Bruce Shoebottom
Miroslav Satan
Dit Clapper
Harry Dick
Manfred Tank
Jarrett Pretty Young Man
Grant Clitsome
Bo-Buster Björn
Ron Tugnutt
Jeff Finger

id vote for all of these names if i could. when the poll starts i think ill vote for clapper dick pretty young man tugnutt and bjorn i guess, but clitsome finger and satan are right there

 

[WatchfulElm]

Bruce Shoebottom
Miroslav Satan
Dit Clapper
Harry Dick
Manfred Tank
Jarrett Pretty Young Man
Grant Clitsome
Bo-Buster Björn
Ron Tugnutt
Jeff Finger

id vote for all of these names if i could. when the poll starts i think ill vote for clapper dick pretty young man tugnutt and bjorn i guess, but clitsome finger and satan are right there

Too many good names, but only one can win in the end!

 

[GlitchMarner]

Imagine being named Patrick f***er.

 

[Machinehead]

Darcy Martini has to be a pornstar. Just has to be.

 

[jetsforever]

Quakenbush, Outhouse, Eggenberger, Martini, Merslikins

 

[WatchfulElm]

I feel like every round, some good names don't get much love, while some boring names are qualified. As it stands, Tarnstrom goes to the next round, but not Martini and Kalashnikov? But why??

 

[tony d]

Nando, Dave, Dick, Robin, Moe

 

[c4rdsh4rk]

Vadim Krasnoslobodtsev.. would be funny to hear the home town commentators when his team is visiting

 

[Whaleafs]

The answer is Roman Hamrlik