OT: The Avalounge: A Chicken Is Not A Sweater

[The Shermanator]

Just like the title. Only post things that aren't true.


I can bench press 300 lbs.

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[JWK]

I cried when I read Zayn was leaving One Direction.

 

[member 116861]

I didn't cry when I read Zayn was leaving One Direction.

 

[landy92mack29]

Cliché is my idol

 

[JWK]

I actually own the @JWK account

 

[tigervixxxen]

I like wearing pants

 

[member 116861]

I hate puck moving defensemen.

 

[member 116861]

Old people are awesome.

 

[landy92mack29]

Soccer is awesome

 

[Tweaky]

Pop music is the best.

 

[LieutenantDangle]

I'm excited for the season to end

 

[billybobjoe2112]

I hate sugar.

 

[SuperJoe]

I'm so happy to have Holden signed for 3 more years

 

[Tweaky]

HFBoards is filled with nothing but rational, fair minded, level headed, courteous, and articulate individuals.

 

[Nzap]

Caron has really impressed me since the trade.

 

[Freudian]

Gabriel Landeskog isn't a robot sent from the future to maim Minnesota Wild players.

 

[maxim84]

I like Adele singing Skyfall theme song and hate Tina Turner's Goldeneye

 

[UncleRisto]

This gag will never get old.

 

[RockLobster]

Someone is about to get hit with an automatic 20 and earn a permanent "*"...I wonder who that would be?

 

[hockeyfish]

There isn't an ax murderer standing behind you.

 

[Tweaky]

RL has a sense of humor.

 

[returnofthemack29]

I can't bench press 300 lbs.

 

[The Shermanator]

I have real life friends.

 

[FoppaForsberg*]

RL has a sense of humor.

He does?

 

[returnofthemack29]

I have real life friends.

I don't have real life friends. This is fun!