Tell us a team's entire history in the form of a Haiku

[VanIslander]

Irbe + shocked Wings
Captains Nolan & Marleau
Two Joes! Cup Run! ... BURNS!

 

[ted2019]

Clarke Bernie Lindros
Legion of doom go boom
good times at rexy's

 

[member 51464]

Penguins tanked just once
Lemieux was worth it, people
Crosby won by suck

 

[Xelebes]

Edmonton Oilers

Kings, tethers and troughs.
A time in another league
but right now, reprise.

 

[Howie Hodge]

They tanked two seasons
picked Sam n Jack
Start not justifying reasons

 

[ES]

Predators

Sixteen years of Trotz
Lavi brought better success
Pens beat to repeat

 

[byrath]

Expansion team blues
Three fake cup appearances
Haven't been back since

 

[VanIslander]

Knights trademarked? "Golden"
Duke, Ship, Hyka, draft: D-men
Fleury, Neal... winners!

 

[Mallard]

Nineteen ninety-three
Off the floor, on the board, and
Now hated by league