Tank Avatars?

[SirKillalot]

So, do we run with a Tank Theme? I mean, it's a sure thing that we're pretty much out of it. So, for once we're like heavily inexperienced come "playoff-time" or tank time. Might as well have some fun and make a spoof out of it perhaps?

Like:

Major hockey news outlets looking at the draft chart to find the regular Detroit late 1st round/early 2nd round pick...

Only to find...

How do we do this again?...

Call Pittsburgh!

How do we do this again?...

Call Chicago!

How do we do this again?...

Call Boston!

How do we do this again?...

Call Edmon...eh...

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[Syckle78]

I'd rather an end of an era theme. Though I fuess

 

[Syckle78]

^Though I guess that's kinda what last year's was.

 

[KJoe88]

I don't even have the option to choose an avatar anymore...

But I like the idea.

 

[Vatican Roulette]

I would love a Spaceballs theme. Total slapstick.

For a rebuild idea... Gif of the opening scene with the ship.

Or Lord Helmet watching the future now, just switch Rick Moranis's face with Holland's.

 

[SpookyTsuki]

I say we should do the member berries for playoff avatars as a joke

 

[Big Poppa Puck]

^ I vote that.


'member Lidstrom? Oooooo I 'member Lidstrom he was fantastic!

'member no Salary Cap?

'member the streak?

'member being the class of the NHL?

etc..


You can put like Holland, Blashill, Zetterberg, etc on the member berries.

We could put Datsyuk or Vanek or "The Streak" or someone on the tied the one tied up in the trunk.

 

[PelagicJoe]

I found the perfect one.
Edit. It didn't upload. I'll ty again later.

 

[HisNoodliness]

I already made mine.

 

[Ezekial]

I already made mine.

I like the flaccid cannon.

 

[Retire91]

How about a theme "Shoulda kept Yzerman"

 

[Frk It]

How about a theme "Shoulda kept Yzerman"

Why do we continually do this...

 

[Retire91]

I'll save the thread by not commenting.

 

[jkutswings]

Maybe something like:

Rebuilds take too long...so we'll just stay RealGud.

 

[Frk It]

I think we should do "re-building is coming" as a play on Winter Is Coming, since GOT is coming back in a few months.

 

[jkutswings]

I think we should do "re-building is coming" as a play on Winter Is Coming, since GOT is coming back in a few months.

Hopefully before June of 2018. Otherwise, that "new spring" of a rebuild might end up as more of a Groundhog Day nightmare:

 

[AD1066]

Objects/fads/celebrities from the last year we missed the playoffs?

 

[jkutswings]

Puck Wars: A New Hope?

We could at least give some props to our captain:

 

[SirKillalot]

I guess a "Golf FAQ" could be something.

or "We're not in it to win it" (Like no playoffs or no 1st overall draft pick).

 

[Martinez]

I still love the member berries idea, fits our team perfectly

 

[odin1981]

Member berries is my vote. They cracked me up so much about south parks last season.

 

[Lampedampe]

Member berries sounds great