Summer GAME!

[SUBdrewgANS]

Geno. Who was last seen wearing....

Jordin Tootoo's Tutu. However, Tootoo's tutu was a little too small because it was a size...

 

[Winger for Hire]

Jordin Tootoo's Tutu. However, Tootoo's tutu was a little too small because it was a size...

a Smedium. Geno did not have the receipt to return it, so he decided it would make a perfect...

 

[Nakawick]

a Smedium. Geno did not have the receipt to return it, so he decided it would make a perfect...

lampshade collar for Bonino's dog, who does numerous tricks including

 

[ChrisKuuuunitz]

lampshade collar for Bonino's dog, who does numerous tricks including

playing dead anytime LoveJoy is on the ice, all while super Duper be..


(I could seriously make a sick ass rap song with all these as lyrics.)

 

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playing dead anytime LoveJoy is on the ice, all while super Duper be..


(I could seriously make a sick ass rap song with all these as lyrics.)

The best 4th liner we've had in Sid and Geno's tenure here.

Right now, Ray Shero is...

 

[Penguinator]

The best 4th liner we've had in Sid and Geno's tenure here.

Right now, Ray Shero is...

...playing with...

 

[iFishyHD]

...playing with...

his Rob Scuderi bobblehead while Rutherford is...

 

[DawgPens]

his Rob Scuderi bobblehead while Rutherford is...

... ordering take-out Chinese. My Marc Andre Fleury action figure doll is acting strangely, ...

 

[SUBdrewgANS]

... ordering take-out Chinese. My Marc Andre Fleury action figure doll is acting strangely, ...

erotic. I never knew that Bennett has such small..

 

[Nakawick]

erotic. I never knew that Bennett has such small..

socks. After the 2009 cup parade, Guerin was spotted

 

[PKV Jungle Friends]

socks. After the 2009 cup parade, Guerin was spotted

...putting Miro Satan in a headlock for not hoisting the Stanley Cup properly.

Matthew Barnaby was seen stealing money from....

 

[RoninsRevenge]

...putting Miro Satan in a headlock for not hoisting the Stanley Cup properly.

Matthew Barnaby was seen stealing money from....

...the collection plate last sunday. His reasoning was...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He thought it was free.

Meanwhile, Bruce Boudreau is...

 

[Nakawick]

He thought it was free.

Meanwhile, Bruce Boudreau is...

starting a farm planning to raise

 

[ChrisKuuuunitz]

starting a farm planning to raise

the jolly roger like Greg Brown, and turn his barbeque sauce bottle upside down to get it all out, then he's gonna go inta tawn for...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Häagen-Dazs. A pint of which was thrown at Rob Rossi by current Penguin.....

 

[Winger for Hire]

Häagen-Dazs. A pint of which was thrown at Rob Rossi by current Penguin.....

..Rob Scuderi. Who caused Pens fans to cry because...

 

[DawgPens]

..Rob Scuderi. Who caused Pens fans to cry because...

... he wasn't traded. No wait. That's not the right response ..

... he has atrocious skating skills. Oh darn, that's not right either!

... he invested his earnings in an onion farm. Eggs Martin left the Pens this summer to ...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

become a chef. However his cooking skills were only appreciated by....

 

[Nakawick]

become a chef. However his cooking skills were only appreciated by....

the stray neighborhood dogs. Last Halloween Dupuis dressed up as

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

the stray neighborhood dogs. Last Halloween Dupuis dressed up as

An ostrich. However people mistook him for...

 

[Penguinator]

An ostrich. However people mistook him for...

Lisa Kudrow so he busted some poor lad to steal his costume which was...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Too small. Because of which he ended up...

 

[Nakawick]

Too small. Because of which he ended up...

staying home handing out treats. He did do a trick involving

 

[Penguinator]

staying home handing out treats. He did do a trick involving

Sleight of hands, stealing candy then swapping them from newcomers so he was left with a ton of candy which he gave to...