"I miss my father."
Rusev
"they work hard for the chickens! We eat chickens!"
THE ****ING ASCENSION
"Susan and I had a farm once. She left me for the gardener."
"Yeah, I hear that a lot."
"For god's sake, Chet, pull yourself together."
"Mr. Commentator... I'm just a broken man."
"People might be saying that if he loses we won't win our house back, but what they should really be afraid of is that I'M CRAZY"
"Take your lovely cousin home so she gets something to eat for god's sake, this is LUNACY!"
"I will sign this, not just for me, but for the USA and ALL those Southern countries"
*chants USA*
"The banker is also from USA but it's okay!"
Guys, this is the greatest thing in the history of ever.