Post-Game Talk: +/- Sock Monkeys versus Little Sisters of the Poor Edition

[KIRK]

Carry on . . .

Oh, and someone please create a GIF of Cartman wearing a sock monkey hat licking Claude Giroux's tears.

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[shureshot66]

+ Yes, that was acceptable.

- Cole lost his free sock monkey.

 

[Beau Knows]

+Great effort tonight
+Kunitz, wtf happened to this guy
+Super Duper
+Sid 5 assists lol
+Despres and Vitale in

-Malkin out

 

[FlightlessBird]

+ to the feed I was watching that didn't have commercials. It gave me these gorgeous pictures.

 

[KIRK]

+Great effort tonight
+Kunitz, wtf happened to this guy
+Super Duper
+Sid 5 assists lol
+Despres and Vitale in

-Malkin out

Yeah, but just as the British fifer played 'The Whole World Turned Upside Down' to precede Bylsma's release of a lineup card that included Engo on the bench, can there be any doubt that he will fife again when Malkin returns to announce that either Kennedy or Glass will sit for him?

 

[SaturdayNightSlegr]

? Curiously, only 4 players had points on the Penguins. Crosby, Kunitz, Neal, and Letang.

++++Mark Eaton led with Pens with a +4.

 

[Jacob]

Literally no minuses tonight.

Some encouraging shifts by the 4th line.. hopefully we see more of this.

What the hell is a sock monkey?

 

[Sivek]

+ to the feed I was watching that didn't have commercials. It gave me these gorgeous pictures.

 

[Jaded-Fan]

Sockey monkey!

 

[wtbipyo]

+ EVERYONE!!!! Oh wait ...

- Tanner Glass. Didn't see him win a single wall battle all night. Did he hit anyone?

 

[zhenya71]

+ to the feed I was watching that didn't have commercials. It gave me these gorgeous pictures.

Cue the "that's racist" gif.

 

[Fire Shero*]

+ 1st line
+ Neal
+ Vokoun
+ Orpik didn't flat out suck

- Despres for tripping and costing Vokoun his 50th career shutout
- Glass (why the **** did Shero sign this worthless *******? Dumbest signing since Comrie)

 

[Sideline]

Dunno if anyone saw it, but on the play after Neal's breakaway goal Beau tried a 60 foot backhand sauce pass to Neal for a breakaway. Okposo knocked it down, but it was still on track. I got a Beau-ner watching.

 

[SuburbanRhythm]

? Curiously, only 4 players had points on the Penguins. Crosby, Kunitz, Neal, and Letang.

++++Mark Eaton led with Pens with a +4.

Dupuis??

+ to the feed I was watching that didn't have commercials. It gave me these gorgeous pictures.

...and still not the silliest thing coming from his face all night

 

[Zero Pucks]

- I think ColePens started the wooo

 

[IcedCapp]

MALKIN UPDATE: Upper-body injury. 1-2 weeks out approx, per coach Bylsma.

via @Penguins

 

[ShatteredGlass]

+ Everyone in a Penguins uniform sans Glass

- Vokoun not getting the shutout / me nitpicking for a minus

 

[Ogelthorpe]

+Getting the momentum right back after allowing the 1 goal.

- The blue line for tripping Despres

Honestly, nothing negative to say about this game. Glass doesn't bring much to the table but I think we all expect that by now.

 

[Pick87your71Poison]

6 goals with only 5 players with points... How insane is that

 

[Ugene Magic]

- Malkin out 1 to 2 weeks.

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

via @Penguins

Great

 

[IcedCapp]

Great

Boston, Toronto, Rangers, Boston, Caps, Islanders, Flyers, Canadiens.

No important games over the next 2 weeks.

 

[Skillzz]

-Malkin being out in a stretch where we play the Bruins twice

 

[IcedCapp]

When asked about success “I get to play with best player in the world every night. That makes going out & playing a lot of fun”-Chris Kunitz

Great, we traded Kunitz to Philly??

 

[vodeni]

Geno now has to get Hart