Other Sports: Soccer/Football Thread Part Six

[Jack Straw]

EMRE CAN HAS TURNED THE BALL OVER LITERALLY EVERY TIME HES TOUCHED THE BALL

Would you mind keeping it down a little, some of us are trying to work.

 

[Striiker]

Would you mind keeping it down a little, some of us are trying to work.

im sorry i get a little agitated sometimes

 

[Jack Straw]

im sorry i get a little agitated sometimes

We know, we know.

 

[PDX Flyer]

Im really enjoying this.

Also... yes, misery loves company.

I wish I had your positivity.

 

[Striiker]

We know, we know.

In my defense, my teams like to torture me.

 

[Striiker]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Starat327]

I wish I had your positivity.

I'm in shit but I can see a way out. You're just in shit.

 

[PDX Flyer]

I'm in shit but I can see a way out. You're just in shit.

Can’t argue with that. United is a disaster

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Dortmund beating Bayern for the CL title in Kane's first season in Germany, after Leverkusen won the league, would he hilarious.

 

[Starat327]

Honest question- does anyone actually know anybody who supports PSG?

 

[TCTC]

Dortmund in the Champions League final is like the Montreal Canadiens making it to the Stanley Cup final in 2021. Wild stuff. I didn't even have them make it out of the group stage.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Terzic In.

 

[Jack Straw]

That's great for Dortmund. Too bad they're going to lose the final to Harry Kane's Bayern.

 

[Striiker]

Terzic In.

Still no.

That's great for Dortmund. Too bad they're going to lose the final to Harry Kane's Bayern.

what the hell

 

[BigToe]

Still no.

You have to get a Terzic tattoo if y’all win

 

[Starat327]

That's great for Dortmund. Too bad they're going to lose the final to Harry Kane's Bayern.

Kane and win final go together like lamb and tuna fish.

 

[Jack Straw]

Still no.


what the hell

Excuse me?

 

[Striiker]

You have to get a Terzic tattoo if y’all win

I’d rather cut off my big toe.

 

[Jack Straw]

Kane and win final go together like lamb and tuna fish.

Hmm, never tried that.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Honest question- does anyone actually know anybody who supports PSG?

Yes....but they're also a Lakers, Cowboys, Yankees, and Rangers fan

 

[Jack Straw]

This is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. I mean, how is this even possible?



How many people could even throw a ball and have it come back to them like that, let alone kick it.

 

[Starat327]

Yes....but they're also a Lakers, Cowboys, Yankees, and Rangers fan

This fits on brand so much it hurts.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

This fits on brand so much it hurts.

To be fair to him, I sort of get it. His family wasn't really into sports and he moved around a ton growing up so he didn't always have a "hometown" team to root for. And I'll sort of give him credit that he's "stayed" with those teams through their various ups and downs.

But yes, it's still hilarious overall.

 

[trostol]

This fits on brand so much it hurts.

I feel like Barca is a better fit with those lol

 

[Starat327]

I feel like Barca is a better fit with those lol

Nah, there are actual real Barca fans. They're idiots too, but they at least follow the team