OT: Smurf meat or Unicorn meat?

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

Both options are enticing. Unicorn obviously gives you a little bit of a high and slight hallucinations, delicious... Especially medium rare.

Smurf meat on the other hand is better raw and rolled like sushi. It has a bit of a kick to it if you have a weak stomach but known as the best blue meat in existence. Highly recommend if you like spice.

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[Oilhawks]

Both options are enticing. Unicorn obviously gives you a little bit of a high and slight hallucinations, delicious... Especially medium rare.

Smurf meat on the other hand is better raw and rolled like sushi. It has a bit of a kick to it if you have a weak stomach but known as the best blue meat in existence. Highly recommend if you like spice.

Problem with Smurf meat is some might consider it more than just a delicacy

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

Problem with Smurf meat is some might consider it more than just a delicacy

Good point

Problem with Smurf meat is some might consider it more than just a delicacy

Are you.. are... You... GARGAMEL?

 

[Senor Catface]

 

[Moregoalspls]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Smurf meat turns your tongue blue.

 

[Beerfish]

Unicorn meat because it has sparkles.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I don’t know how they taste but this is how you catch them.

 

[brentashton]

@Shaquille Oatmeal , I’m starting to worry about you…

- unicorn v Smurf meat?
- your off hunting bigfoot?
- weaning the team off Woodcroft’s motherly tit?
- and, asking how beef jerky would taste if chewed by your bum?

otherwise, thanks for the entertainment. I hope you’re well…

 

[Perfect_Drug]

 

[gordonhught]

Actually, in Latin the word unicorn is meant to refer to a single horn rhinoceros.

the earliest versions of the Webster dictionary describes a unicorn as a one horn rhino. Rhino in the old Websters is also described as a unicorn.

it is unclear why the word unicorn started to refer to a one horn horse. This reference to a one horn horse only started since about the late 1800s or more recent.

Unicorn​

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U'NICORN, noun [Latin unicornis; unus, one, and cornu, horn.]
1. an animal with one horn; the monoceros. this name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at his nose.
3. A fowl.
fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrene crustaceous spar.

 

[29Beast97Mode]

I'm Scottish blood and eating a unicorn is offensive

 

[ManofSteel55]

I'm Scottish blood and eating a unicorn is offensive

I'm an 80's kid and eating a Smurf makes you an incompetent evil wizard.

 

[ManofSteel55]

I am of the opinion that it would come down to the magical properties one would gain from eating them, and if any curses came with it. In terms of efficiency, I think eating a unicorn makes more sense. Eating Smurfs would be like eating small animals - so much work for so little food. They are below the "rabbit or larger" threshold. So I would prefer the unicorn, unless it damns my soul for eternity.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

@Shaquille Oatmeal , I’m starting to worry about you…

- unicorn v Smurf meat?
- your off hunting bigfoot?
- weaning the team off Woodcroft’s motherly tit?
- and, asking how beef jerky would taste if chewed by your bum?

otherwise, thanks for the entertainment. I hope you’re well…

It ain't easy being cheesy. I'll tone it down a bit

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

I am of the opinion that it would come down to the magical properties one would gain from eating them, and if any curses came with it. In terms of efficiency, I think eating a unicorn makes more sense. Eating Smurfs would be like eating small animals - so much work for so little food. They are below the "rabbit or larger" threshold. So I would prefer the unicorn, unless it damns my soul for eternity.

So basically, if you caught or killed one you would eat it.

I think I would actually keep a smurf as a pet.

 

[Evilsports]

50% of all protein consumed in the country of Peru is from Guinea pigs.

Unicorn has me a little nervous about the potential metaphysical consequences. Kinda like eating Jesus. Although the idea of possibly inheriting superpowers is somewhat intriguing..

I'd probably choose the Smurf diet. Start with that smug prick Brainy, followed closely by Dopey. I feel like you'd really just be putting the little simpleton out of his misery.

I'd consider letting Smurfette live, provided she agrees to "take care" of me.

 

[Jumptheshark]

Mermaid is better

 

[Oilhawks]

50% of all protein consumed in the country of Peru is from Guinea pigs.

Unicorn has me a little nervous about the potential metaphysical consequences. Kinda like eating Jesus. Although the idea of possibly inheriting superpowers is somewhat intriguing..

I'd probably choose the Smurf diet. Start with that smug prick Brainy, followed closely by Dopey. I feel like you'd really just be putting the little simpleton out of his misery.

I'd consider letting Smurfette live, provided she agrees to "take care" of me.

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

I'll have the vegan smurf burger. No bun.

 

[Roof Daddy]

Isn’t a unicorn a willing participant in a threesome? On that premise alone, I gotta go Smurf meat. The world needs more threesomes and less blue, XY predominant chromosome load blasting midgets. I BBQ Smurf all day, every day.

 

[gordonhught]

Mermaid is better

Smells like the ocean I guess.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

If you’re going to hunt unicorn you have to have one of these.