octopi
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- Dec 29, 2004
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Wel, the unthinkable has hapopened. So lets look at the good points of the lockoutTake it easy, people, its all in good humour) I also am missing 5 teams here, anybody feel free to add on!
Atlanta: Don't have to hear about the Heatly saga or Kovalchuk hotdogging
Anaheim fans: Good news is, they're going to Disneyland
Boston fans: Don't have to worry about team self destruction in first round
Calgary fans: At least the team won't suffer the "one year wonder, next year, disaster" jinx
Carolina fans: Hockey is what? Turn down that soap opera so I can hear !
Colorado fans: Forsberg's in Sweden, but it won't make a difference
Columbus: Extra time useful to invent better, less basketball esque logo
Dallas fans: Modano's dog not eating as much. Less dog doo
to shovel off lawns.
Detroit fans: No longer have to worry about Steve Y being blinded or his knee blowing out like a firestone tire(I say this with the greatest respect, I'm a huge Stevie fan)
Edmonton fans: Don't have to watch team fight for playoff spot only to miss out with one week left
Florida fans: Surf's up, dude
Los Angeles fans: Can now devote more time to watching amusong Scwarzeneggar speeches on tv
Montreal: French and English speakers can use time to fight over who has the superior language
Minnesota: Watching poker beats watching trap hockey
New Jersey: Can use extra time sending angry letters to Gretzky about the time he called them a "Mickey mouse organisation. Anaheim fans say "Whats wrong with Mickey mouse?
New York Islanders: Less hockey,Less Yashin
New York Rangers: Team not in the playoffs again, but this
time not because of woeful underperformance
Nashville: Less hockey, more Nascar
Ottawa: Daniel Alfredsson's recent haircut leaves a lot less for the fans to discuss anyways
Philedephia: Mmmm, cream cheese
Phoenix. Less Brett Hull. 'Nuff said
Pittsburgh: Not watching the Penguins is a blessing in itself
San Jose Sharks: Time to ponder merging with Ducks and call themselves the "Mighty Angel Sharks of Anaheim". Hey, it nearly happened in baseball
Tampa Bay: Hockey in June? Its just not right
Toronto: At least Sundin won't nearly impale a Canadian fan with a stick this year
Washington: One more year(at least) for Alexander Ovechkin to grow up
Season ticket holders: Can use money saved to go watch hockey in next Olympic games
Non ticket holder fans: Will see exactly as much NHL hockey as ticket holders, plus won't get heart palpitations and ulcers from watching playoffs
Atlanta: Don't have to hear about the Heatly saga or Kovalchuk hotdogging
Anaheim fans: Good news is, they're going to Disneyland
Boston fans: Don't have to worry about team self destruction in first round
Calgary fans: At least the team won't suffer the "one year wonder, next year, disaster" jinx
Carolina fans: Hockey is what? Turn down that soap opera so I can hear !
Colorado fans: Forsberg's in Sweden, but it won't make a difference
Columbus: Extra time useful to invent better, less basketball esque logo
Dallas fans: Modano's dog not eating as much. Less dog doo
to shovel off lawns.
Detroit fans: No longer have to worry about Steve Y being blinded or his knee blowing out like a firestone tire(I say this with the greatest respect, I'm a huge Stevie fan)
Edmonton fans: Don't have to watch team fight for playoff spot only to miss out with one week left
Florida fans: Surf's up, dude
Los Angeles fans: Can now devote more time to watching amusong Scwarzeneggar speeches on tv
Montreal: French and English speakers can use time to fight over who has the superior language
Minnesota: Watching poker beats watching trap hockey
New Jersey: Can use extra time sending angry letters to Gretzky about the time he called them a "Mickey mouse organisation. Anaheim fans say "Whats wrong with Mickey mouse?
New York Islanders: Less hockey,Less Yashin
New York Rangers: Team not in the playoffs again, but this
time not because of woeful underperformance
Nashville: Less hockey, more Nascar
Ottawa: Daniel Alfredsson's recent haircut leaves a lot less for the fans to discuss anyways
Philedephia: Mmmm, cream cheese
Phoenix. Less Brett Hull. 'Nuff said
Pittsburgh: Not watching the Penguins is a blessing in itself
San Jose Sharks: Time to ponder merging with Ducks and call themselves the "Mighty Angel Sharks of Anaheim". Hey, it nearly happened in baseball
Tampa Bay: Hockey in June? Its just not right
Toronto: At least Sundin won't nearly impale a Canadian fan with a stick this year
Washington: One more year(at least) for Alexander Ovechkin to grow up
Season ticket holders: Can use money saved to go watch hockey in next Olympic games
Non ticket holder fans: Will see exactly as much NHL hockey as ticket holders, plus won't get heart palpitations and ulcers from watching playoffs