After the showdown Darren Pang caught up with the Dryer.
Pang: So, how did you manage to shut down 18 year old phenom Sidney Crosby?
The Dryer: (Sweaty) Aw you know (sniff) I just tried to ya know, stick to the basics.. Cut down the angle, be in the right position, clean out the lint trap, and let the shooter make the first move.
Pang: He did sneak one by you though.. How did that happen?
The Dryer: Well (sniff) ya know Lensy (Leno) was trying to do his job, and clear out the front. I couldn't see around the screen, and it just managed to trickle in.
Pang: Good luck in the future..
Alright.. EVERYONE had to try to be funny in this thread.