GDT: Sharks vs Lightning - The Tankathon Continues - 7:30

[knu]

This is fine. Everything is good.

 

[TheBeard]

we are just asking too much of bailey

At this point, him putting his skates on the right feet feels like asking too much.

It may very well be. But wait til next game for the revision

Next game is Chicago and for better or worse it'll be more entertaining than whatever the f*** this is.

 

[The Nemesis]

Chicago is down 4-0 to Anaheim. Come on, Sharks, are you just going to let them show you up like that?

Get out there and chock this game like you mean it. Like you're the San Jose Chocking Sharks.

 

[The Nemesis]

Chicago is down 4-0 to Anaheim. Come on, Sharks, are you just going to let them show you up like that?

Get out there and chock this game like you mean it. Like you're the San Jose Chocking Sharks.

Thank you.

 

[The Nemesis]

Anthony Duclair: Tank Sleeper Agent. Thank you for your service, Anthony.

 

[karltonian]

thanks duke!

 

[TheBeard]

DUUUUUUUKKKEEEEEE

I like the music guy playing the Undertaker's theme after that goal.

 

[Mrs Ski]

Sharks finally have a 20 goal scorer... oh wait. NVM

 

[TheBeard]

Ya know, it's kinda disheartening that our MVP is arguably the guy with a 3.5 GAA

 

[knu]

We have zero offensive talent my word.

 

[karltonian]

boy we are a delightful mix of defensively absent and offensively deficient

 

[Shut Yer Five Hole]

So predictable.

 

[TheBeard]

We have zero offensive talent my word.

Wait til Hoffman's back in the lineup

 

[Bizz]

We have zero offensive talent my word.

offensive talent gets traded with retention to a division rival for half market value.

 

[TheBeard]

offensive talent gets traded with retention to a division rival for half market value.

Yeah, but something something FIVE YEARS DOWN THE ROAD.... something

 

[The Nemesis]

We have zero offensive talent my word.

Marc-Edouard Bure: "Am I a joke to you?"

 

[TheBeard]

My math may be off by one or so but I believe we've been outscored 141-1 in third periods in the past week.

NGL, I really wish McCarthy didn't piss off Martin Kaut because he probably would have been a top 5 scorer on our team.

 

[karltonian]

lol the disrespect playing the puck while our inept forwards are around

 

[cheechoo]

thirteen left

 

[The Nemesis]

My math may be off by one or so but I believe we've been outscored 141-1 in third periods in the past week.

That feels about right.

NGL, I really wish McCarthy didn't piss off Martin Kaut because he probably would have been a top 5 scorer on our team.

I miss Kaut too. But he might've been bummed that they traded Hertl.

But he's doing well for himself as a PPG player on the best team in the Czech league.

The second leading scorer on that team? Lukas Radil.

 

[TheBeard]

Remember this moment, good people, because until the next loss this is the lowest point in the history of the franchise. Remember it when things are good again. I won't be able to because I'll probably have died of old age by then, but if you're under 30 relish the good times.

 

[Pavelski2112]

Remember this moment, good people, because until the next loss this is the lowest point in the history of the franchise. Remember it when things are good again. I won't be able to because I'll probably have died of old age by then, but if you're under 30 relish the good times.

 

[TheBeard]

I miss Kaut too. But he might've been bummed that they traded Hertl.

He probably could have fetched a decent pick if he had a decent season, which he probably could have with the opportunities.

 

[drunksage]

SNOG announcement​

We actually had the right score twice, so it went down to the goalscorers tiebreaker.

Bolts 4 Kucherov, Duclair, Point, Stamkos
Sharks 1 Zetterlund

Congrats @Chinaski89 on extending your SNOG season lead to 4!

Spoiler: First half SNOG results

#	Date / Opponent​	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result​
1	Oct. 12 vs Golden Knights	NewMuzu24, weastern bias	VGK 4-1
2	Oct. 14 vs Avalanche	none	Avs 2-1 SO
3	Oct. 17 vs Hurricanes	TheBeard	Canes 6-3
4	Oct. 19 vs Bruins	none	Bruins 3-1
5	Oct. 21 at Predators	none	Predators 5-1
6	Oct. 24 at Panthers	weastern bias	Panthers 3-1
7	Oct. 26 at Lightning	Red Light Lover	Lightning 6-0
8	Oct. 27 at Hurricanes	PattyLafontaine	Canes 3-0
9	Oct. 29 at Capitals	none	Capitals 3-1
10	Nov. 2 vs Canucks	none	Canucks 10-1
11	Nov. 4 vs Penguins	none	Penguins 10-2
12	Nov. 7 vs Flyers	Red Light Lover	Sharks 2-1
13	Nov. 9 vs Oilers	none	Sharks 3-2
14	Nov. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-0
15	Nov. 12 at Ducks	Skeksis25	Ducks 4-1
16	Nov. 14 vs Panthers	none	Panthers 5-3
17	Nov. 16 vs Blues	none	Sharks 5-1
18	Nov. 20 at Canucks	none	Canucks 3-1
19	Nov. 22 at Kraken	none	Kraken 7-1
20	Nov. 24 vs Canadiens	hockeyCEO, timorous me	Canadiens 3-2 SO
21	Nov. 25 vs Canucks	none	Sharks 4-3
22	Nov. 27 vs Capitals	none	Sharks 2-1
23	Nov. 30 at Bruins	none	Bruins 3-0
24	Dec. 1 at Devils	none	Sharks 6-3
25	Dec. 3 at Rangers	none	Rangers 6-5
26	Dec. 5 at Islanders	Great Makohead Shork	Sharks 5-4 OT
27	Dec. 7 at Red Wings	none	Sharks 6-5 OT
28	Dec. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-4 SO
29	Dec. 12 vs Jets	none	Sharks 2-1
30	Dec. 15 at Coyotes	none	Coyotes 1-0
31	Dec. 17 at Avalanche	none	Avalanche 6-2
32	Dec. 19 vs Kings	coooldude	Kings 4-1
33	Dec. 21 vs Coyotes	none	Coyotes 5-2
34	Dec. 23 at Canucks	none	Canucks 7-4
35	Dec. 27 at Kings	none	Kings 5-1
36	Dec. 28 vs Oilers	none	Oilers 5-0
37	Dec. 31 at Avalanche	none	Avalanche 3-1
38	Jan. 2 vs Red Wings	none	Red Wings 5-3
39	Jan. 4 vs Jets	none	Jets 2-1
40	Jan. 6 vs Maple Leafs	fasterthanlight	Maple Leafs 4-1
41	Jan. 9 at Maple Leafs	none	Maple Leafs 7-1

Second half SNOG results

#	Date / Opponent	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result
42	Jan. 11 at Canadiens	Chinaski89	Sharks 3-2
43	Jan. 13 at Senators	none	Senators 5-4
44	Jan. 15 at Sabres	none	Sabres 3-0
45	Jan. 16 at Blackhawks	none	Blackhawks 2-1 SO
46	Jan. 20 vs Ducks	none	Sharks 5-3
47	Jan. 22 at Kings	coooldude	Sharks 4-3 SO
48	Jan. 23 vs Rangers	none	Sharks 3-2 OT
49	Jan. 27 vs Sabres	none	Sabres 5-2
50	Jan. 30 vs Kraken	none	Sharks 2-0
51	Jan. 31 at Ducks	gaucholoco3	Ducks 3-2 OT
52	Feb. 14 at Jets	none	Jets 1-0
53	Feb. 15 at Flames	none	Sharks 6-3
54	Feb. 17 vs Blue Jackets	none	Blue Jackets 4-3
55	Feb. 19 vs Golden Knights	none	VGK 4-0
56	Feb. 24 vs Predators	Chinaski89	Predators 4-2
57	Feb. 27 vs Devils	none	Devils 7-2
58	Feb. 29 vs Ducks	none	Ducks 6-4
59	Mar. 2 at Stars	none	Stars 3-2 SO
60	Mar. 3 at Wild	none	Wild 4-3
61	Mar. 5 vs Stars	none	Stars 7-6 OT
62	Mar. 7 vs Islanders	none	Islanders 7-2
63	Mar. 9 vs Senators	none	Sharks 2-1
64	Mar. 12 at Flyers	none	Flyers 3-2
65	Mar. 14 at Penguins	none	Penguins 6-3
66	Mar. 16 at Blue Jackets	Chinaski89	Blue Jackets 4-2
67	Mar. 17 at Blackhawks	Great Makohead Shork	Blackhawks 5-2
68	Mar. 19 at Predators	none	Predators 8-2
69	Mar. 21 vs Lightning	Chinaski89	Lightning 4-1

Rank	2023-24 SNOG standings​	# of SNOGs
1.	Chinaski89	3
T-2.	coooldude, Great Makohead Shork, Red Light Lover, weastern bias	2
T-6.	fasterthanlight, gaucholoco3, hockeyCEO, NewMuzu24, PattyLafontaine, Skeksis25, TheBeard, timorous me	1

 

[karltonian]

so like i dunno. do you need a 100+ point player to be competitive in today's league? are any of these players including celebrini that?