Pre-Game Talk: Sens visit the Pens

[Randy Butternubs]

What is going on?! Will Plotnikov play? Will the Pens keep up their relatively good recent play?

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[HandshakeLine]

Oh. The Senators are still a thing? Cute.

 

[HandshakeLine]

 

[IcedCapp]

Might not be a must win, but definitely a need to win

 

[Common Sense]

This will never not be great.

 

[ColePens]

Yep... still can't watch it. Too awkward.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Yep... still can't watch it. Too awkward.

You've gone soft. Harden your heart, Cole.

 

[IcedCapp]

They made him shave his armpits.

 

[HandshakeLine]

It's the moobs that get me every time. As if it wasn't painfully obvious that they forced some dumb intern into the role to begin with, they had to get the flabby office ***** to do it.

 

[ColePens]

I can't believe they ran that through a walk through and nobody had the balls to say "Ummm this just.. we can't do this."

 

[HandshakeLine]

I can't believe they ran that through a walk through and nobody had the balls to say "Ummm this just.. we can't do this."

Which pretty much sums up Ottawa's history as a franchise, tbh.

 

[ColePens]

I just hope the Pens win for John Scott. In his honor. Do it for Johnny.

 

[IcedCapp]

****. Frank forgot to fix the helmet. Dammit, Frank! Now it looks embarrassing instead of AWESOME.

 

[OnMyOwn]

Awkward wobbly helmet and man boobs. Perfect way to pump people up before a playoff game.

 

[HandshakeLine]

****. Frank forgot to fix the helmet. Dammit, Frank! Now it looks embarrassing instead of AWESOME.

In my head, "Yakety Sax" starts playing the minute he gets on the ice. It's a mental condition, I'm sorry.

 

[Pyrophorus]

Yes, please win

Do it for John Scott....yeah, that's right.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

I love that video so much and that it's not a spoof, a sports team actually and genuinely thought it was a good idea.

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

I don't really care if we win or lose, I just wanted to post this video for old times' sake.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

It's the moobs that get me every time. As if it wasn't painfully obvious that they forced some dumb intern into the role to begin with, they had to get the flabby office ***** to do it.

They've gotta save money some how.

 

[HandshakeLine]

I don't really care if we win or lose, I just wanted to post this video for old times' sake.

Man, this ****ing ******* put that on repeat in the pub tonight for about 20 minutes. People hated it. Threw lit cigarettes at him and the jukebox.

So, yeah, it put me in the mood for Pens hockey.

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

That's the feeling we all get watching the Pens.

 

[AjaxTelamon]

What does a Roman (or Spartan) soldier have to do with Ottawa anyways? Shouldn't they be the Ottawa ermines or river otters or wood ducks or something?

 

[Woodrow]

It's the moobs that get me every time. As if it wasn't painfully obvious that they forced some dumb intern into the role to begin with, they had to get the flabby office ***** to do it.

Nobody wants to tell the guy who payed for this that they scrapped it because it was going to be terrible.
So everyone goes along with it and prays that that the guy who payed doesn't realized how bad it really is.

It's basically how every terrible plan comes to fruition.

 

[HandshakeLine]

What does a Roman (or Spartan) soldier have to do with Ottawa anyways? Shouldn't they be the Ottawa ermines or river otters or wood ducks or something?

Well, because historically, Senators got shivved and that would just be demoralizing leading into a playoff series.



Also, that awful 300 movie was the big straight-up closeted, self-hating homo macho hit of the year that year. So, logically....

 

[Penguinator]

What does a Roman (or Spartan) soldier have to do with Ottawa anyways? Shouldn't they be the Ottawa ermines or river otters or wood ducks or something?

Senators as in Roman senate?

I guess they're corrupted...