Confirmed with Link: Sens sign Zack Stortini - 2 Way Contract, 2 years

[Ouroboros]

He likes feta more than parmesan? That counts as a material breach of contract in my book. Contract terminated.

 

[DylanSensFan]

Dat Bingo depth though...

protect our talent and bloody the opposition. That sounds like good hockey to me.

 

[The Lewler]

WAFFLES?!? **** this guy...

Why did they ask about Batman v Superman twice?

Trying to catch him in a superhero preference lie? lol

 

[Tap on the Ankle]

I find this signing mildly interesting because he is the same age and born in the same small town in Ontario as I was. Probably would have went to school with him had my family not moved to Ottawa when I was 2.

 

[DylanSensFan]

He likes feta more than parmesan? That counts as a material breach of contract in my book. Contract terminated.

I know, weird considering his last name seems Italian, rather than Greek.

 

[Vesa Awesaka]

Last i remember was Sdao or maybe kramer beating him up pretty good in bingo

on hockey fights it says sdao fought him twice this year and kramer fought him once Hockey fights says he only fought 7 times times year

Krmaer fought 25 times.... I think i'd rather have kramer who was improving

 

[mianjo]

NHL Totals 257 14 27 41 725

 

[DylanSensFan]

Why did they ask about Batman v Superman twice?

Trying to catch him in a superhero preference lie? lol

They wanted to make double certain that he was the angry and vindictive super hero, rather than the fresh apple pie on the window ledge super hero.

 

[Neil Patrick Harris]

All you need to know about Zach Stortini

Completely disgusting. No wonder Bingo fans seem so unhappy with it.

 

[Very Stable Genius]

Ben Sperduti @PixelGhost25
@Pammerhockey Stortini, however, is significantly less liked, even reviled, by Binghamton fans. Reaction to this signing has been awful.

 

[DylanSensFan]

 

[BonkTastic]

All you need to know about Zach Stortini

He likes Batman more than Superman so much, they had to put it on the graphic twice.


**EDIT**

Damnit, I'm not the first one to catch that, haha.

 

[Very Stable Genius]

Seems this is akin to us signing Matt Cooke for Bingo fans.

 

[Vesa Awesaka]

Ben Sperduti @PixelGhost25
@Pammerhockey Stortini, however, is significantly less liked, even reviled, by Binghamton fans. Reaction to this signing has been awful.

Ottawa trolling bingo fans by letting kramer go for Stortini? lol

 

[playasRus]

Hasn't had a sniff at the NHL in 3 years. Hope it stays that way.

 

[Vesa Awesaka]

Maybe after seeing the impact todd bertuzzi had in his short time in bingo they thought Zack Stortini could be a positive influence on some guys

 

[aragorn]

I would have preferred to have kept both Kramer & Grant but as people on here often say this management team seem to know what they are doing even though we may not always agree with them. I think once these guys score a goal or win a fight they will win over the fans.

 

[saskriders]

Seems this is akin to us signing Matt Cooke for Bingo fans.

What did Stortini do to Bingo?

 

[HispanicAtTheDisco]

Maybe after seeing the impact todd bertuzzi had in his short time in bingo they thought Zack Stortini could be a positive influence on some guys

That's what I figure. Need a vet to keep the kids in line, especially with a guy Dunn potentially joining the team.

 

[Vesa Awesaka]

Sdao gets a new friend]


Kramer against Stortini

 

[KAPOW]

bad signing even for the ahl. should've kept grant.

 

[Beville]

Wow, truth be told I was shocked when we got Kassian a while back...

But STORTINI?! The human punch bag? wow.

 

[Benjamin]

Kramer >>> Stortini. Hate this move so much.

 

[Vesa Awesaka]

Not sure if its true but a guy said Stortini had some 1st pp unit time last year.

Edit.. yup 5 of his goals were on the pp

 

[BonkTastic]

Kramer >>> Stortini. Hate this move so much.

Neither player had a speck of real NHL talent in their bodies.

I am the dictionary definition of indifferent about this move.