Our Elfs on the Shelf are naughty. When we wake up in the morning they are always in compromising positions. I think they're up watching Pornhub tbh. It really makes my wife mad because she was born without a sense of humor the poor thing.
Get her one for Christmas!
My wife has a sense of humor, just not for anything that comes from me. I could say something that would make Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield, Chris Rock, David Chappelle, Amy Schumer, and George Carlin all double-up in laughter, even in their graves, and she would roll her eyes at me. Come to think of it, she does a lot of eye rolling when her dad and I are together.
