Confirmed Signing with Link: [SEA] Philip Grubauer signs with the Kraken (6 years, $5.9M AAV)

[North Cole]

If I was Seattle:

I would have called them the Seattle Prime.

Amazon sponsored logos on the jerseys.

Amazon Prime giveaways at every home game.

And name the rink Blue Origin Arena.

Extra bottles on the bench for players to take a wiz in.
All players must play for league min.
Players must remove themselves from the NHLPA.

Gotta maintain the brand.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Why do people end up humorless fusspots who fixate on names of arenas and cartoonishly rail against an entire city though? That’s the real question. We’ll never know.

Keep raging at the “nancy boys” though or your no doubt undeniable masculinity will slip right through you fingers sweetie.

Hey, keep pretending that my juvenile insults don't bother you while you passive aggressively try to do the same.

 

[Richard88]

It's fixed now, allegedly.

Kraken rectifies accounting mistake that caused NHL to reject deal with goaltender Philipp Grubauer

"The person ordinarily filing contract paperwork for the Kraken was unexpectedly off that day, and the team thought it was in-compliance with the CBA’s many rules and regulations when the deal was submitted."

Blame the intern!

How in the world do they let the person handling contracts be off on the most important contract-signing day of the year?