NATHAN MACKINNON
and the Colorado Avalanche
VS.
AUSTON MATTHEWS
and the Toronto Maple Leafs
TIME: 5pm
PLACE: BWAAAAAAAAAH Arena
The last time these two teams met...
LINEUPS*
MAPLE LEAFS
Bunting - Sgt. Stedanko - Don't Eat That Peanut, Bro
Mary Kayev - Islanders Don't Like Him - Willie Knees Lander
Waived - Glamp - Spetz
Big Red Dog - Seney - Simmonds
Tessa Virtue's Squeeze - TJB
Mess Hall
Sandy - Dermy
Soup
AVALANCHE
Hat Trick - Finally Scored - Bambi
Burk - Scoring Machine -The Bleeder
JTC - AFN - NAK
Helm - Casper the Friendly Jost - Goon
Toews - Kirby Dach Ankle-Killer
Beloved Rookie - Trade Bait
RM - EJ
More Rebounds Than Jokic
*Subject to change because COVID and, the Avs are cursed.
KEYS TO THE GAME
1. Don't leave the guy with the mustache alone in front of the net
2. No, really...don't
3. Play Hall and Oates songs on repeat all game