PopeInTheWoods
Asset Overvaluer
So the Sabres lose 4-2 to the 'Canes tonight (Monday), and there are tens of thousands of sighs of relief as The Tank apparently secures at worst the #2 OA pick in the upcoming draft.
April 18 rolls around, and Sabres fans tune in to see which of their 20% chance of McDavid or their 80% chance of Eichel becomes reality. But wait, why are there 15 envelopes on the table? The countdown begins normally down to Carolina at #6, then skips to Edmonton at #5, Arizona at #4, and Buffalo at #3. Before the the handful of un-exploded heads can produce the merest squeak of protest, Gary Bettman gleefully fires his anti-tank tactical nuke and reveals lottery winner Toronto at #2, with the First Overall Pick going to... The Las Vegas Aces! Even though they don't begin play until the 2016-17 season, they are awarded the first pick in each round this year "to allow them to build a competitive organization."
Can't happen you say? What besides the threat of Bettman being force-fed his own liver, I mean being booed, at the 2016 draft in Buffalo prevents it? Talk me down off the ledge...
April 18 rolls around, and Sabres fans tune in to see which of their 20% chance of McDavid or their 80% chance of Eichel becomes reality. But wait, why are there 15 envelopes on the table? The countdown begins normally down to Carolina at #6, then skips to Edmonton at #5, Arizona at #4, and Buffalo at #3. Before the the handful of un-exploded heads can produce the merest squeak of protest, Gary Bettman gleefully fires his anti-tank tactical nuke and reveals lottery winner Toronto at #2, with the First Overall Pick going to... The Las Vegas Aces! Even though they don't begin play until the 2016-17 season, they are awarded the first pick in each round this year "to allow them to build a competitive organization."
Can't happen you say? What besides the threat of Bettman being force-fed his own liver, I mean being booed, at the 2016 draft in Buffalo prevents it? Talk me down off the ledge...