Pre-Game Talk: Round 2 Banter pre-talk

[WhiskeySeven*]

Let's brainstorm some conversation topics and turns-of-phrases.

I'm seeing a lot of Montreal-Ref-Diving nonsense all over the internet (HF, Twitter, etc.), we could embrace it or we could deny it and get on the offensive. Hmm..

They're bringing up 911 calls too...

Things are going to get heated next week if we face the Bruins.

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[David Suzuki]

I wanna play Boston really bad. (sorry mods).

 

[CHarlie]

I wanna beat Boston really bad. (sorry mods).

 

[68*]

RIP in peace Shawn Thornton

RIP in peace sweet Marchand

Get well soon Zdeno

 

[Milhouse40]

If we face the Bruins, i say DIVE.....dive and dive and dive again.
Let's drove them mad as hell.

They wanna labelled the Habs as divers, let's earn that title
According to one writer from Boston who's defending the Lucic's nutcracker cheap shot in the PO.......the end justify the means!!

 

[HABS win CUPS*]

Vanek needs to resume Bruinkiller mode

 

[Bob b smith]

Could someone with photoshop skills shoop the following?

1-Picture of Bagdad Bob, with face of Claude Julien photoshopped on (as "Boston Bob")

2-Image of Marchand diving in the background.

3-Caption: "It's the other team that's diving" -Boston Bob


Thanks alot

 

[Bill McNeal]

Over-unders from Vegas:

2 - # of games until racial epithets are trending on twitter in Boston
20 - % increase in pornhub traffic after game 1

 

[Bob b smith]

What distinguishes the Bruins from all the other teams in the NHL is not so much the fact they have the worst divers in the NHL (it's a question of degrees, after all)...

It's having the one coach that has the balls to blame the other teams for embellishing... just as Marchand, Chara and Thornton are being filmed in real time by multiple live cameras in the act of flopping all over the place.

 

[DJ Breadman]

I say we beat them and crush them mentally as well, leave nothing left, I really can't stand any one of them

 

[HuGo Sham]

I'm ecstatic we're playing Boston.

1) we're huge underdogs = nothing to lose. they are the president's trophy winner. thus we're playing with house money

2) we get under their skin and i pray that gallagher, emelin, prust, subban etc continue to troll them

3) if we can get the puck out of our zone (like VS TB) - before they get the cycle going we WILL WIN. We're a much faster team and will kill them with our the transition game

4) the Bell Center will be bananas for games 3-4

 

[WhiskeySeven*]

I say we beat them and crush them mentally as well, leave nothing left, I really can't stand any one of them

We can't play them on the ice. The battle on HF can affect the battle on ice (notice how our collective banter level pummeled the Bolts into submission? ) but not all the time.

To beat them on HF we have to be on our A-game.

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

RIP in peace Shawn Thornton

RIP in peace sweet Marchand

Get well soon Zdeno

This is all that's really needed to be shown...

 

[Chfan]

Can't take my eyes off this one.

If a Bruins fan ever tell you that we are divers. Just show that

 

[HuGo Sham]

oh and check out the leafs board - their RFA thread. As if the Habs would EVER let subban walk to the leafs via offer-sheet
LOL

 

[Bob b smith]

Can't take my eyes off this one.

If a Bruins fan ever tell you that we are divers. Just show that

That feigned MCL injury is amazing...

1- Marchand avoids the hit almost completely
2- His left leg is touched
3- He flops like his left knee has been taken out
4- He forces himself into a double barrel roll
5- He forgets that it was his left leg that was touched
6- He grabs his right leg
7- Marchand is carried off the ice on his left leg
8- He's taken to the dressing room
9- When he next comes back on the ice, his leg is as good as new.

 

[HABS win CUPS*]

this needs to be our game plan to beat the Bruins it's so simple

 

[Chfan]

Stop jinxing it guys, we might get Detroit.

 

[1UP]

Stop jinxing it guys, we might get Detroit.

We're still going to be able to use the material later, I'm sure.

 

[Patccmoi]

How can they dive so often and still be so bad at it? I mean, their dives are much much more obvious than most other players I see diving. They're just aweful.

 

[TRG]

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/04/...rchands-diving-makes-bruins-lose-credibility/

Their fans, their media, all of them are tools.

 

[JohnLennon]

Felger and Mazz are such an embarrassment. They're scared their team will lose to the Habs, so they are already making excuses. The funniest part is that their team is way more well-known for diving than ours... yet they're choosing to whine about it anyways.

Is it just me or are these guys always whining like pre-teen girls at the first sign of acne?

 

[HABS win CUPS*]

 

[PricerStopDaPuck]

Say khakis in a Boston accent *mind blown*

 

[Masuli]

The only thing I'm worried about facing embellishment city is that when they get frustrated they start cheapshotting. Don't wanna see the MaxPac-Chara incident happen again. It sucks that you really have to worry about your health facing the floppers.