Welp, there goes my interest. You just spoiled it.
Oops, should have put in a spoiler tag!
This thread prompted me with an odd but favorite childhood memory of mine. I'm Vietnamese by descent, but I was born in California and more or less have zero connection with Vietnam. I stopped speaking/understanding the language at an early age, and I'm pretty sure my dad is quietly disappointed about that. My family had gone to Vietnam in 1995 and to make a long story short, it was a rough trip for various reasons.
The 1996 Olympics come around and my dad is annoyed with my lack of Vietnamese pride. So he makes me watch the opening ceremonies to see the Vietnamese athletes introduced. Naturally I'm upset as a bratty kid who'd rather just play video games on a perfectly good summer night. And since the countries are introduced alphabetically, I have to sit through almost the entire thing.
Then comically, NBC goes to commercial after Ukraine (~6 minute mark of the video). My dad is freaking out about whether they're going to come back in time. NBC comes back and it's now the Virgin Islands (they had skipped United Arab Emirites, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, and Vietnam). The look of silent rage on my dad's face was priceless.
Unfortunately I just thought of a good zinger 23 years too late. "Hey Dad, don't worry, it's only two years until the Winter Olympics." [/coolstorybro]