In all seriousness...
He was better suited for this organization when he first joined. Kopecky can play damn near every forward role somewhat in a pinch: center, third wheel scoring line player, capable fourth line energy guy with talent; but we're overflowing with young NHL ready forward prospects now. We weren't then. I'd much rather see Q forced to promote a guy like Hartman, Teuvo, Panarin, etc. into a more prominent role than what he likely would do:
Stick Kopecky, a guy he knows and trusts, into a role he's ill suited for ahead of several more deserving kids into the top six when Hossa or Kane have to sit for a few games.
One of my favorite Blackhawks. But short of him signing for peanuts while simultaneously fixing Q's biggest flaw, he just doesn't fit this team as is.