Ok, for poops and giggles, compared to the type of guys I usually end up playing with, being completely honesty with myself;
Physical
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Acceleration 3/20
Agility 2/20
Balance 14/20 (it's not so much I'm a great skater, so much as it is I have 100 pounds on most guys, and I'm really hard to knock over as a result)
Speed 4/20
Stamina 11/20
Strength 18/20 (I'm like, the only guy around here weight trains on a regular basis. And I train under the discipline of powerlifting, comparing myself to guys who work at a desk all day, soooooooo)
Mental
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Agression 11/20 (I'm not really aggressive so much as I play against with and against older dudes, and as a twenty year old, I still have some of the angers to work out of me)
Anticipation 9/20 (9, because on defense, I know my ****, but on offense, I have no idea what's going on)
Bravery 6/20 (sure, I'll block the shot, but when **** really hits the fan, I'll be elsewhere)
Creativity 1/20 (HURR! DEFENSEMAN BLOCK SHOT! That's not really creative)
Determination 7/20 (I kinda half ass it a lot, yeah)
Flair 20/20 (I weigh 280 pounds and wear a purple sweater and have pink laces. I know a thing or two about flair, okay?)
Influence 18/20 (18 because I swear a lot, and little kids are impressionable)
Teamwork 13/20 (yeah, I'll work with ya, but I ain't gonna bend overbackward for ya)
Workrate 11/20 (eh, I do what I can)
Technical
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Checking 10/20 (SURELY THE TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY POUND GUY WILL BE INTO CHECKING! Not really, I'm more of a positional guy, but if I can lay out a hit, I'll take it)
Deflections 2/20 (well, when I block a shot, they usually fall down right in front of me. So they're not really deflecting)
Deking 0/20 (I tried deking an imaginary guy in my driveway and fell over. No foolin')
Faceoffs 1/20 (I won a faceoff once)
Hitting 12/20 (SEE CHECKING)
Getting Open 4/20 (brick on skates)
Off the Puck 20/20 (twenty, only because when compared to with the puck, I'm that much better)
Passing 14/20 (I learned to be a solid passer because when I have the puck I want to get rid of it badly)
Pokecheck 1/20 (TWO MINUTES FOR TRIPPING)
Positioning 14/20 (nine years of defense, and I'm confident to say, against the guys I play, I'm okay)
Slapshot 6/20 (sure, I can get some leverage on it, and it will move kinda fast, but it's not goin' where it's supposed to go)
Stickhandling 0/20 (Don't pass to me. I can pass to you, but for the love of God, don't pass me the puck)
Wristshot 12/20 (I can thread pucks to the top left, but that's it)
Shotblocking 94/20 (yes, 94)