0-10-0
Bergevin still at the helm, Molson sees no reason for change.
Lindgren traded for a second-inching-on-third pairing D.
Bergevin fired in February.
Molson asked by an old press guy (young ones don't give a shit about this) if the GM will speak french, GM says yes.
GM hires a new GM that speaks French but wouldn't be the best candidate otherwise.
Habs lose the draft lottery, because, of course they do.
Pacioretty hits Free Agency, we got NOTHING for him. Or worse, he's signed for an extension.
Price & Weber get old and bad. Weber retires and Nashville gets hit with the cap penalty (HA!).
Three years into his time as a Hab and totally disillusioned, John Drouin requests a trade, We get a borderline 2nd liner, a 3rd liner and a goalie prospect for him.
Habs draft Alexis Lafreniere.
GM takes the well-being of his prodigy to heart and hires help to keep him in check... just kidding! Traded to Chicago for a couple washers and a jack strap full of shit.
Habs wallow in mediocrity for a decade.
Nordiques come back, don't have a French first policy.
Thanks to the quality of the modern expansion draft, the Nords 2.0 make their playoffs their first year while the Habs miss. Again.
Molson does his fans a solid: He brings back old man PK Subban. Not as energetic and flamboyant as he used to be, PK now fits the image of the organisation a lot better. He'll retire an embassador of the Habs.
Habs celebrate the 35th anniversary of the 1993 heroes with no new heroes in sight.
And thus, ends my vision of hell.