These get often mentioned here, so a topic for 2011 rankings is here.
Pre-tournament
1. RUSSIA
That was 2010. This is 2011.
2. CZECH REPUBLIC
"Happiness is the longing for repetition." - Milan Kundera
3. CANADA
The Maple Leaf will rely on Maple Leaf power
4. SLOVAKIA
No one comes into our house and pushes us around (sorry, Slovenia)
5. FINLAND
What, no Nummelin? Can this really be the World Championship?
6. SWEDEN
Please welcome your World Junior silver medalists
7. SWITZERLAND
Who needs Justin Bieber when you've got Matthias Bieber?
8. USA
Say, can we make it to London for the Royal Wedding?
9. BELARUS
One Kostitsyn good, two Kostitsyns better
10. DENMARK
Ready to roll – we've been riding our bikes and limiting our pastry
11. GERMANY
This year's tournament isn't in Germany
12. NORWAY
Mats Zuccarello has a broken hand – Norway has a broken heart
13. LATVIA
Fear not – there is still time for the beaver to rise
14. FRANCE
If Napoleon conquered Europe, how come we're usually 14th?
15. AUSTRIA
Yes, the Vanek factor was included in this scientific calculation
16. SLOVENIA
Just like Phil Kessel, someone's gotta be last
After first games:
1. CZECH REPUBLIC
Still good as gold after Game One
2. CANADA
Will Tavares lobby to move the Islanders to Central Europe?
3. GERMANY
Beethoven. Einstein. Endras.
4. SLOVAKIA
We're winning – and not like Charlie Sheen
5. FINLAND
It's a Granlund day for Finnish hockey
6. USA
After the 5-1 win, the Americans didn't have to release their birth certificates
7. NORWAY
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight.
8. SWITZERLAND
Julien Vauclair is lights out in his Kosice debut
9. LATVIA
Gotta work on those angles, Mr. Masalskis
10. BELARUS
Beaten by children...ouch!
11. SWEDEN
Well, at least it wasn't Iceland
12. RUSSIA
What the (insert favourite Russian expletive)?
13. DENMARK
Nine shots of schnapps is a lot. Nine shots on goal is not.
14. FRANCE
If we'd stayed in Poland, maybe we would have scored a goal
15. SLOVENIA
Robert Kristan is Jesus Christ Superstar. Miroslav Satan is...well, you know.
16. AUSTRIA
Arnold Schwarzenegger is available
Pre-tournament
1. RUSSIA
That was 2010. This is 2011.
2. CZECH REPUBLIC
"Happiness is the longing for repetition." - Milan Kundera
3. CANADA
The Maple Leaf will rely on Maple Leaf power
4. SLOVAKIA
No one comes into our house and pushes us around (sorry, Slovenia)
5. FINLAND
What, no Nummelin? Can this really be the World Championship?
6. SWEDEN
Please welcome your World Junior silver medalists
7. SWITZERLAND
Who needs Justin Bieber when you've got Matthias Bieber?
8. USA
Say, can we make it to London for the Royal Wedding?
9. BELARUS
One Kostitsyn good, two Kostitsyns better
10. DENMARK
Ready to roll – we've been riding our bikes and limiting our pastry
11. GERMANY
This year's tournament isn't in Germany
12. NORWAY
Mats Zuccarello has a broken hand – Norway has a broken heart
13. LATVIA
Fear not – there is still time for the beaver to rise
14. FRANCE
If Napoleon conquered Europe, how come we're usually 14th?
15. AUSTRIA
Yes, the Vanek factor was included in this scientific calculation
16. SLOVENIA
Just like Phil Kessel, someone's gotta be last
After first games:
1. CZECH REPUBLIC
Still good as gold after Game One
2. CANADA
Will Tavares lobby to move the Islanders to Central Europe?
3. GERMANY
Beethoven. Einstein. Endras.
4. SLOVAKIA
We're winning – and not like Charlie Sheen
5. FINLAND
It's a Granlund day for Finnish hockey
6. USA
After the 5-1 win, the Americans didn't have to release their birth certificates
7. NORWAY
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight.
8. SWITZERLAND
Julien Vauclair is lights out in his Kosice debut
9. LATVIA
Gotta work on those angles, Mr. Masalskis
10. BELARUS
Beaten by children...ouch!
11. SWEDEN
Well, at least it wasn't Iceland
12. RUSSIA
What the (insert favourite Russian expletive)?
13. DENMARK
Nine shots of schnapps is a lot. Nine shots on goal is not.
14. FRANCE
If we'd stayed in Poland, maybe we would have scored a goal
15. SLOVENIA
Robert Kristan is Jesus Christ Superstar. Miroslav Satan is...well, you know.
16. AUSTRIA
Arnold Schwarzenegger is available