LG: Hunnybun...
Wife: WHAT IS IT?!
LG: Well, uh I just wanted to let you know that...
Wife: Have you put on more weight?
LG: Well ah, no honey I uh...
Wife: You look like you have.
LG: Well, okay maybe a little, but ah..
Wife: I thought so. New diet for you now, broccoli and cabbage for the next month.
LG: Yeah well anyways, I just became a moderator today.
Wife: A WHAT???
LG: A moderator. You know on that hockey forum...
Wife:... that you're always wasting your life on? Isn't that the site with some guy named Overlords?
LG: Well, he used to be there...
Wife: I wonder about you. (Gives cold menacing stare.)
LG: Well ah look I ah... I have real power now sweetie. I can ban people, I can infract them...
Wife: Are they paying you for this?
LG: No.
Wife: Are they paying me for this?
LG: No.
Wife: Then you have no power.
LG: Well, I'm still the man of this house...
Wife: (Uncontrolled laughter)
LG: What?
Wife: (Catches breath) Go infract yourself.
LG: ...yes dear.