OT: Please stop saying...

[Roll 4 Lines]

Yes, that's the irony. People say it wrong all the time to the point of most not realizing what it should be. But hey, I'm not trying to make anyone here an escape goat...

Well, for all intensive purposes, I'm remaining calm, cool and collective.

 

[LSCII]

C'mon Lonnie, stay on topic. This thread is for commonly used phrases that OP just doesn't like. Butchered language is a hole different topic and needs it's own thread.

I like the way you're thinking, Marshy. I may have to start a new thread for this. Mine as well, I guess...

 

[LSCII]

Well, for all intensive purposes, I'm remaining calm, cool and collective.

Exactly.

 

[Hnidy Hnight]

Bunch of pre Madonnas in here

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

Exactly.

Am I being too conceded?

 

[dabid]

"Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic"
"I'll drive him to the airport"
"Don't let pesky little things like "facts" get in the way of your argument"

 

[LSCII]

Am I being too conceded?

You're killing me with this stuff, Roll...

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

You're killing me with this stuff, Roll...

So aren't you.

 

[LSCII]

So aren't you.

What's the statue of limitations for this?

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

What's the statue of limitations for this?

No eye-deer.

I'll axe my real-a-tor

 

[sarge88]

escape goat
mine as well
doggy dog world
it's a mute point

The above are some of the finest examples of butchered language, and I love them all. So please continue with this, OMG!!!

My personal favorite:

It's a whole nother ...........

As if the phrase "a whole" is a substitute for the "a" in the word "another".

 

[JRull86]

JFC, this off-season needs to end.

No friggin kidding.

 

[LouJersey]

Should I know what JFC means?

 

[LouJersey]

Lonnie has heard this often...

"Really, I'm 18.".....

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

Should I know what JFC means?

Someone who saves.

And wears an A

And has the same middle name as Bucky Dent and Aaron Boone.

 

[Dr Seldon]

Well, for all intensive purposes, I'm remaining calm, cool and collective.

I could care less.

 

[ksp1957]

I could care less.

I thought it was "I couldn't care less"

And do any of you have the faintest idea what this means ?

"If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his booty"

 

[Shaun]

Lonnie has heard this often...

"Really, I'm 18.".....

16, 18 it's all the same.

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

16, 18 it's all the same.

"220, 221. Whatever it takes."

 

[LSCII]

Lonnie has heard this often...

"Really, I'm 18.".....

Age of consent varies by state, Lou. You above all here should know this by heart...

 

[LSCII]

"220, 221. Whatever it takes."

You want a beer?
It's 7 O'clock in the morning.
Scotch?

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

You want a beer?
It's 7 O'clock in the morning.
Scotch?

 

[LSCII]

Mr. Mom is an all time classic. All time.

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

Mr. Mom is an all time classic. All time.

Doris (TV Repairwoman): Butler, you got a problem with your horizontal hold?

Jack Butler: I don't know.

Doris (TV Repairwoman): Your wife says you do.

Jack Butler: Well, she ought to know... come on in...

 

[Seidenbergy]

"epic fail"