OT: Playoff Push Avatars

[Gardner McKay]

Haven't seen any mention of these yet... We have come up with some pretty stellar ones in the past (zombies, the Mustache Ride, and Aliens). With the season 2/3rds over I figure now is as good of a time as ever. Post all the ideas here and then I guess we can get a mod to create a poll with the top 5.

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[The Gloaming]

Something with jam and sandpaper.

 

[Krams]

I think we'll get more inspired prototypes if the team starts playing a bit better.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

The Aliens meme that we used last year was incredible. Very hard to top. I know we have a lot of sardonic, sarcastic and intelligently pessimistic comedians here. Lets put it to use!

 

[Callagraves]

I'm thinking "no excuses themed"

Template:

Why are the Rangers worse than expected?

Picture of Torts with caption "That training camp is really important to us"

OR

Picture of Prust/Dubi/Artie with caption "too much new blood"

or

Picture of Hank letting in a goal "Lundqvist isn't an unbeatable god again"

or

picture of bettman with caption "Sure, a 48 game season sounds PERFECT"

or something with Gaborik, Richards, take your pick.


then

NO EXCUSES

NYR PLAYOFF PUSH 2013

 

[Stugots]

There has been a lot of talk/criticism about Torts and his "system." So I was thinking something along the lines of a tagline that talks about how pathetic we are offensively followed by a picture of Torts with maybe something like "Torts has a system."

"Mike Brodeur gets a shutout against us"
then
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

"0 goals scored against the worst team in the league"
then
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

"Two whole games without scoring a goal"
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

"Goalies score more often than our Powerplay" (picture of Marty)
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

 

[*Bob Richards*]

There has been a lot of talk/criticism about Torts and his "system." So I was thinking something along the lines of a tagline that talks about how pathetic we are offensively followed by a picture of Torts with maybe something like "Torts has a system."

"Mike Brodeur gets a shutout against us"
then
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

"0 goals scored against the worst team in the league"
then
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

"Two whole games without scoring a goal"
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

"Goalies score more often than our Powerplay" (picture of Marty)
*Picture of Torts* with words "Torts has a system"

I'm liking this concept here. Hoping some of our Photoshop geniuses can play with this idea.

 

[KingWantsCup]

Something about not having a choice because we have no friggin' first round pick lol.

 

[JohnC]

Something about not having a choice because we have no friggin' first round pick lol.

"No round 1 pick? No problem"

-Torts has a system-

 

[Kokoschka]

"This season is for you" has to be in there.

 

[Dalagaze]

It's gotta be something with Torts, maybe even Boyle, but Aliens will be impossible to top

 

[EpicDing]

I'm really liking Torts has a system. My vote's for that

 

[NewLife]

Play off push? Ha. Got mine right here.

 

[Kakko]

Jam jam jam

 

[YoSoyLalo]

"This season is for you"

Picture of Brad Richards

"40 point 1st line center"

 

[Kane One]

"This season is for you"

Picture of Brad Richards

"40 point 1st line center"

I like this a lot. But I also like the Torts' system one.

I think my vote goes to Zenith's idea.

 

[KreidertheGlider]

Has to be something about a beaver

 

[Killem Dafoe]

As long as it has nothing to do with being stabbed in the face.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

"This season is for you"

Picture of Brad Richards

"40 point 1st line center"

LOL. I love self-deprecation and if we can incorporate our short-comings.

"This Season is for You"

Picture of Gaborik

"LW Trade Bait"

"This Season is for You"

Picture of Rick Nash

"New York Blue Jackets"

 

[Gardner McKay]

It's gotta be something with Torts, maybe even Boyle, but Aliens will be impossible to top

Nothing topped the Mustache Ride. NOTHING. The best was the Dubi Stache. I still have those pics saved on my old Desktop

 

[EpicDing]

"This season is for you"

Picture of Brad Richards

"40 point 1st line center"

Damn this one's really good too. It's sad how self-deprecating our humor is though

 

[Killem Dafoe]

How about Leave It to Beaver?

"Gee Mom, what's for supper?"

"Hey Beave, it's Jam!"

 

[Kokoschka]

"This season is for you"

Picture of Brad Richards

"40 point 1st line center"

That's the kind of stuff I was thinking about .
If someone could include a scene of our epic line change vs TB with Staal falling on his ass, this would be gold.

 

[haveandare]

LOL. I love self-deprecation and if we can incorporate our short-comings.

"This Season is for You"

Picture of Gaborik

"LW Trade Bait"

"This Season is for You"

Picture of Rick Nash

"New York Blue Jackets"

I like this idea a lot. Lots of potential.

 

[Samuel Culper III]

How about something around "blame it on the system" or "worth every penny".