Players that don't look like hockey players

[LaGu]

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[DeYarmond Edison]

Danny the baby faced assassin Briere looks more like a chef

Hahahaha. This is on point.

 

[Doors]

Danny the baby faced assassin Briere looks more like a chef

I'd say that he looks like a british musician

 

[SUBdrewgANS]

what a toolbag.

What about Paul Martin?

 

[ATBLeafsTyler]

Joffrey Lupul? lol

 

[NHL Dude 120]

Joffrey Lupul? lol

Swear he looks like Robin Thicke

 

[MTU hockey]

what a toolbag.

What about Paul Martin?

Paul Martin looks like he could be a 7th grade math teacher

 

[Bouboumaster]

Joffrey Lupul? lol

Jersey Shore

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

Wayne Simmonds has the skinniest legs of all time

Simmonds is who came to mind for me, but I didn't want it to seem like a racial thing.

The dude has the skinniest legs I've ever seen on a hockey player. Him being such a beanpole is even more impressive given how he plays the game.

 

[wgknestrick]

what a toolbag.

What about Paul Martin?

 

[BackhandToeyJoey]

Joe Corvo looks like he should be in a really bad band

**** that'd suck playing hockey against him. And he's not even that good as an NHL player.

 

[Jack Straw]

/thread

Yes, this wins.

 

[Drake744]

1. J-Bo
2. Ribeiro
3. Kessel

 

[Kyle93]

Simmonds is who came to mind for me, but I didn't want it to seem like a racial thing.

The dude has the skinniest legs I've ever seen on a hockey player. Him being such a beanpole is even more impressive given how he plays the game.

Geez yeah, I didn't realize he was that skinny given the way he plays.
Wayne; do you even lift? Haha

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

Geez yeah, I didn't realize he was that skinny given the way he plays.
Wayne; do you even lift? Haha

When he was a young player for the Kings I remember thinking, "when he gets a little older and packs on 20 pounds or so, he's gonna be a beast."

He never really did but it doesn't seem to stop him.

He's currently listed on the Flyers roster as 6'2" and 183 lbs.

 

[Emanresu Wen]

We should make a thread about who actually looks like a hockey player lol

 

[aemoreira1981]

What about?

/thread x2

He kind of looks like this NASCAR driver:

who in turn looks like this:

Sorry Nuge.

 

[johnny_rudeboy]

Spurgeon looks about 15.

More like 3. Who is that other dude?

 

[ForumNamePending]

The dude has the skinniest legs I've ever seen on a hockey player. Him being such a beanpole is even more impressive given how he plays the game.

Ya... His legs are sort of weirding me out.

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

Kessel looks like he should be a garbageman.

This....

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

Ya... His legs are sort of weirding me out.

I remember seeing one basketball video with him and his legs are certainly thin.. DAmn. How is he hockey player? I have no idea..

 

[End of Line]

Spurgeon looks about 15.

Looks like Richard Hammond from Top Gear

 

[iamjs]

Paul Martin looks like he could be a 7th grade math teacher

or Eric Snowden's older brother

 

[I Hate Blake Coleman]

Simmonds is wiry. Ever fight a tall lanky dude? They're pretty tough.

 

[Sarge58]

Spurgeon looks about 15.

Good shot of Spurgeon and Granlund before heading out to practice.