Players that don't look like hockey players

[Mount Suribachi]

Wayne Simmonds has the skinniest legs of all time

That's unbelievable. I'm 6-0, 155lbs wet through with legs like matchsticks, and I have thicker legs than that!

Those are legs that belong on a 10,000m runner, or a climber in the TdF, not a top NHLer.

 

[buckridesagain*]

Scott Niedermayer looks like a nerd with his glasses on.

 

[TheDanceOfMaternity]

Patrick Marleau would be better off as a protagonist in a high school rom-com.

Would have "won" something, so to speak /ohhh

 

[CheldishGamibno]

Good shot of Spurgeon and Granlund before heading out to practice.

I thought he was with Gaudreau?