Here's my habs nicknames, if I was Donald Trump, and Habs players were Democrats candidates. (It's all jokes)
Carey Price: Lottery Pick preventing Lottery Pick
Charlie Lindgren: BeforePrimeau
Shea Weber: Sandor Clegane
Victor Mete: Arya Stark
Mike Reilly: NotMorgan
Jeff Petry: WeberIfNoWeber
Brett Kulak: NeedToBeReplaced #1
Christian Folin: NeedToBeRepla ced#2
Jordie Benn: TrimmedThorthon
Joel Armia: TooGoodToBeGood
Paul Byron: DoNotFight
Philip Danault: SelkeTease
Max Domi: Tie Domi
Nicolas Deslauriers: SpeaksFren ch
Jonathan Drouin: New City Gas future Hall-of-famer
Brendan Gallagher: WhyAreYou Small
Charles Hudon: Season Ticket Holder
Jesperi Kotkaniemi: Your Mom's new son
Artturi Lehkonen: TooBlondToS core
Matthew Peca: F-U McCarron
Ryan Poehling: Scoring *****
Andrew Shaw: Angry White Injured Dude
Tomas Tatar: Viral Meme Material
Nate Thompson: Faceoff Only Faceoff
Jordan Weal: If Other Team doesn't want a 5th round pick
Dale Weise: Dutch Woman
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This thread will become the uncontested King of Cringe by the time it’s done.
Participate you too. Imagination is encouraged. You could put their nicknames on a photoshop'ish picture alongside. Up to you. I don't need to give you advices. Like for this type of activity.
My fav is definitely Drouin = Laflamme
Who nicknamed him first? By the way, Laflamme is one of the pseudonyms of the GOAT Travisdou Scottdou too.
The Lafleur 2.0 was my second Drouin's nickname. But it definitely a blasphemy toward Guy.
It’s “Shawsome” btw
Suzuki can be “ninja”
Poehling can be “Lunch Poehl”
Shawsome for the real fans. Shawful for the fake fans.
The real ninja tho. Cuz there's one weirdo colored dude in gaming with this pseudo.
Lunch Poehl? It's what? I've zero idea about this...
One Arm Man...
Since when is Tatar called Tuna? Wasn't it Tatah? What did I miss?
You missed everything. The Tuna's one since he's in the NHL. The Tatah's one was invented by a drunk random boy on TV. Who said this for trolling on the camera. It did such a buzz.