Phil Kessel

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[TheSenator]

If he didn't score that goal last night I think he'd be taking a mental health LOA

 

[66-30-33]

He shoots pucks and scores goals.

 

[tom_servo]

Spends more effort exercising than OP spends crafting threads.

 

[Tweed]

Discuss.

You need to start the conversation, and work on the title a little bit more... very very quickly, before this gets locked. Tellin' ya right now. Hurry up.

 

[PensPlz]

The montage of Kessel yelling at himself after every shift is epic. Self motivating.

 

[Autism]

Give this man a hotdog and cookies and he shall give you a cup.

 

[Mikeshane]

Known for his bad breath.

 

[c9777666]

He's a professional hockey player

 

[Mortiest Morty]

He is a goddamned national treasure.

 

[nbonaddio]

Discuss.

he aight

 

[JaegerDice]

Great goal scorer, underrated playmaker.

Best served as a complementary player to put a team over the top, not a key building block to build around.

Could definitely truck him in COD. Bring it, Phil.

 

[Zen Arcade]

Nice guy, works hard and loves the game.

 

[deepelemblues]

enjoys haute cuisine, deep philosophical conversations on the bench about how you should give him the ******* puck, and scoring goals

does not enjoy exercise bikes or mouthwash

 

[ANDI P IS CUTE]

we need the guy with kessels cookie/pic avatar in here.

 

[Albus Dumbledore]

my fave player not on the leafs, guy is a stud.

 

[ANDI P IS CUTE]

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95543&stc=1&d=1495000561

 

[ANDI P IS CUTE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45HO7tc7AUg

 

[Invalid cuz QoC]

https://youtu.be/3eJRyhrfCp0

 

[Kale Hulls]

The old Bill Kessel threads were hilarious.

 

[905PENS]

He's rocking a pretty under the radar kickass playoff beard.

 

[905PENS]

How's your breath?

Phil - "Its not good eh?"

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I liked it. He was fired up and looking at Crosby who just internalizes a lot of his frustration, it was nice to see. Kessel and Geno are very emotional players to begin with, both were just mad because they were both wanting to score so badly and that's just the pressure they put on themselves for their teams. How do you not love that? Of course Geno & Phil are cool now, Phil scored from a feed from Malkin and hugged it out as guys tend to do after things are ok.

But I like that, you want your best players to be vocal about things when it's not going well to show that you know what, some of the stuff you're seeing is not acceptable. Phil will curse himself out too when he misses a shot or his stick breaks during a shot. The notion that Phil is lazy or just not a fierce competitor is hilarious, it's why his exclusion from the US team was hilarious, the guy wants to win and will do what he can to do it. He loves to play, he seemed off at the mid point of this past season because he just looked hurt but you could never take him out of the game.

Him and Geno do make odd line-mates though, but for whatever reason, the coaching staff doesn't like him with Crosby even though they are pretty damn good together too, Malkin loves to hang on to the puck a lot, so does Kessel.

 

[TheMalkinEra]

One of the best two way players in playoffs active today with his +26 in just 59 games compare to Media darling Toews who is +14 in 128 games.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

+/- is definitely the way to go to make a troll argument. Well done.






EDIT: Oh, I get it. Parody account. Carry on.

I mean, it's about as good of a troll argument as "Intangibles!!!" but yeah...