Phil Kessel running for President

[Deadly Dogma]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/phil-kessels-presidential-campaign-takes-off-grand-style/

I would vote for Phil, he would tackle the skyrocketing costs at hot dog carts

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[CanadienShark]

Atta guy Phil.

I wonder how many votes he'll get.

 

[lebdafor norris]

Hopefully Bozak gets picked as his Vice President.

 

[Deadly Dogma]

Hopefully Bozak gets picked as his Vice President.

SO true

 

[Luigi Lemieux]

Love Phil. Might have to get one of these shirts.

 

[Dying Alive]

Letang says he's voting but he's Canadian. I do believe that's voter fraud.

Sad.

 

[Tatar Shots]

unfortunately he is not old enough to run for president. would have voted for him otherwise.

 

[Kamiccolo]

Letang says he's voting but he's Canadian. I do believe that's voter fraud.

Sad.

Clearly between Phil and Letang that locker room has some issues.

I think you should trade both to Toronto.

 

[notsocommonsense]

Letang says he's voting but he's Canadian. I do believe that's voter fraud.

Sad.

Considering what's gone on in the U.S. Election to this point, you guys could use some Canadian voters, you'll need all the help you can get

 

[Cor]

Clearly between Phil and Letang that locker room has some issues.

I think you should trade both to Toronto.

We likely needed to trade Phil to get Auston, but now I wish we had Phil to play with Auston.

sad

 

[SladeWilson23]

If we can get John Scott into the ASG, so why not?

 

[izzy]

Gotta love Phil

 

[Kamiccolo]

We likely needed to trade Phil to get Auston, but now I wish we had Phil to play with Auston.

sad

I still cry into my Kessel jersey each night before I go to bed.

 

[Subbanned]

Looking extra pudgy after the celebratory hot dogs from his Cup win...funny shirt too!

 

[Phil McKraken]

Wouldn't this be a contract breach though, if he does get elected? He has a contract with the Penguins until 21-22 and the presidential term is 4 years. If he tried to do both things at the same time he would be an absolutely terrible president and his game would also suffer greatly.

 

[Harambae]

better candidate than hilary or trump

 

[llamateizer]

Wouldn't this be a contract breach though, if he does get elected? He has a contract with the Penguins until 21-22 and the presidential term is 4 years. If he tried to do both things at the same time he would be an absolutely terrible president and his game would also suffer greatly.

Antoine Roussel went missing after injuring the President Kessel during the game between the Stars and the Penguins

 

[CashMash]

Given the candidates, he would have my vote if I were American.

 

[Koempel]

I am still thrown by Kessel's unathletic appearance, he looks like some redneck getting a buzz going before a Nascar race. Then in game he comes busting down the wing with that insane speed...

He would make a great president concerning the topics he cares about, the rest he would kind of coast by on 70%, making sure he is in tiptop shape for the important moments.

 

[DonskoiDonscored]

He won't win. Defending the homeland is not something Kessel is fond of.

 

[Vamos Rafa]

How are Canadian-based American players casting their votes today?

 

[Cor]

I still cry into my Kessel jersey each night before I go to bed.

Sure yeah, let's go with that

 

[Cor]

How are Canadian-based American players casting their votes today?

Would probably have submitted an early ballot last time they were in America

 

[WesMcCauley]

Better candidate than both Trump and Clinton....

 

[tarheelhockey]

This definitely seems like a smart idea in a battleground state where the votes actually matter. Let's flush a few thousand down the toilet on a celebrity gag campaign.