OT: Silly jokes thread

[Summer Rose]

Lafleurs Guy told me a really silly one in the Olympics thread and I wanted to respond, but didn't want to derail the topic entirely (which I know I'm probably good at anyway). Hence, this one. If this kind of thread isn't okay, feel free to lock/delete it.

I'll get the ball rolling...



How does an octopus go to battle? Well armed.

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[ZARTONK]

2 inches!!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sak
Sak who?
Koivu!

 

[Maffew]

Two guys got caught stealing a calendar.

They each got 6 months.

 

[dkd]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
boo who?
No need to cry, it's just a knock knock joke.

 

[Kobe Armstrong]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

Ryder, Halak and a 2nd.

 

[Summer Rose]

Daniel Brière's contract

 

[PricerStopDaPuck]

Mcdonagh for Gomez. Or is that just depressing?

 

[Summer Rose]

Mcdonagh for Gomez. Or is that just depressing?

I'm American and am already depressed enough as a hockey fan.

Nevermind how much the rest of my life has been ******** on me lately.

Let's not even go there.

 

[Alexdaman]

A guy walks in a bar and drinks til hes almost passed out.

He decides to walk home.

While on sidewalk he can barely stand up, yells and is absolutely loaded.

Facing him, theres a nun walking on the sidewalk.

When shes about 3 feet from him, he punches her with a right hand in the face.

Shes goes down on the sidewalk and her nose is bleeding.

Then he says:


Thought you were stronger than that Batman!!!!!!!!

 

[Jee]

Savez-vous pourquoi les poux adorent les chevaux ?

Pouliche liche moi la babine.

 

[Summer Rose]

Savez-vous pourquoi les poux adorent les chevaux ?

Pouliche liche moi la babine.

Je m'ai roulé les yeux.

(I probably said that totally wrong.)

 

[attachetatuque]

I'll get the ball rolling...



How does an octopus go to battle? Well armed.

How many tickles would you need to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.