Lafleurs Guy told me a really silly one in the Olympics thread and I wanted to respond, but didn't want to derail the topic entirely (which I know I'm probably good at anyway). Hence, this one. If this kind of thread isn't okay, feel free to lock/delete it.
I'll get the ball rolling...
How does an octopus go to battle? Well armed.
I'll get the ball rolling...
How does an octopus go to battle? Well armed.